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1. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

Girlfriend sends a Fanaa-style romantic couplet about her love consuming her boyfriend — the consuming is entirely financial. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

2. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Roman Urdu SMS about loneliness and longing, with a Punjabi aside explaining that 'vele' means lazy — the sender's self-described state waiting for the beloved. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is […]

3. Reality of fear... you are not ....

Reality of fear: U r not scared of the dark. U r scared of what's in it. U r not afraid of heights. U r afraid of falling. U r not afraid of the people around u. U r just afraid of rejection. U r not afraid to love. U r just afraid of not […]

4. if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

5. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Punjabi SMS with exam-hall humor: two people stealing glances at each other instead of the paper, so neither could write a word. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

6. A WORD of....

A WORD of.... DID is a word of ACHIEVEMENT WONT is a word of RETREAT MIGHT is a word of BEREAVEMENT CANT is a word of DEFEAT OUGHT is a word of DUTY TRY is a word of each HOUR WILL is word of BEAUTY But CAN is the word of POWER

7. Catch her by her waist...Put ur lips on her lips...

Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI

8. What A Mystery

What A Mystery A cockraoch is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of . . . . . . Cockraoch!

9. Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Starts as a romantic poem about not surviving without someone — ends with the real confession: who will I fool without you? Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)

10. FOOL se, FOOL ne,

FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ' You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

11. 31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

12. Relations Are Like A Bird

For when you're figuring out how to hold on without pushing someone away. The balance between holding tight and letting go is everything. Relations Are Like A Bird If U Catch Tightly It Dies... If U Catch It Loosely It Flies... But If U Catch Affectionately..... It Remains With U forever...

13. Head & Neck of the family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

14. Missed Calls From Your ...

‎5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

15. Massa massa si aayi maut

Punjabi verse with dark humor: death almost arrived but got diverted when the beloved promised to meet tomorrow, forcing a longer wait. Massa massa si aayi maut ik hor hii adchan pe gayi oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi

16. Which one of us was the stupid one?

My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)

17. Open after 2 days

Plz open this after 2 days at saturday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st FOOL of 2012. April Fool in Advance

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19. 2 all who celebrate april fool

i m sending this fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate . . . . . . . ''APRIL FOOL''

20. The best part of our small life are friends

So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends, on 1 bench So much laughter, on 1 stupid joke So many phone calls, on birthday night So many hugs, for 1 little worry So many tears, for 1 little […]

21. Aik ------- larki

A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

22. Politics is derived from...

The word politics is derived from the word poly, meaning many, and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

23. J 13 khayal 20 na aaway

Punjabi SMS using number-word puns — thirteen/thought, twenty/remember — to tease the recipient about not thinking of the sender often enough. J 13 khayal 20 na aaway 80 udaas ho jaanday aan Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o? ya roz 32 band kar […]

24. Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

No visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

25. Morning is not only sunrise

Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of GOD that defeats the darkness & spread light. May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.! "Good Morning"

26. Examples of stupid questions people ask

Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]

27. Afraid to lose me?

A quiet, vulnerable moment — the fear that you love people who might not feel the same fear about losing you. I've always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder, is there anyone out there afraid to lose me?

28. Kini waryi phone kita per

Punjabi joke SMS: Sheikh ignores calls because the ringtone he paid thirty rupees for is meant to entertain his father, not callers. MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya Sheikh: kion Chukhan , jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye, ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

29. Rumors are ...

R u m o r s Are Carried By H a t e r s , Spread By F o o l s And Accepted By I d i o t s ... !

30. Computer windows in punjabi

Punjabi SMS translating standard Windows computer commands — send, download, delete, run, search — into their Punjabi equivalents with comic flair. Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu, Send=satto Insert=pao Download=thalle lao Delete=mitti pao Run=Nassu Search=Labbo ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

31. Shortest word is I.

Shortest word is I. Sweetest word is LOVE. Cutest person is U.

32. LOHRI d lakh lakh vadhai...!!!

Playful Punjabi Lohri SMS with bhangra in a car, Punjabi tadka, and dal fry — arriving one day early with lakh lakh vadhai. Twinkle twinkle little sardar, oh bhangra paye in da car, punjabi tadka te dalh frai, tuhanu 1 din pehlea LOHRI d lakh lakh vadhai...!!! HAPPY LOHRI.

33. Aisa DOSTANA humara,

A friendship poem pairing you with the sender in flattering combos — boat and shore, rain and cloud — until the last line: I'm April, you're Fool. Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha.....