Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you.

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

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