Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan.

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

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  13. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

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