Gun main nay chupa di thi

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar gets robbed at knifepoint and a friend asks why he didn't use his gun — the explanation involves practical thinking about what else might get stolen.

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

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