1 Police officer bachey se

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1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
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"Noorani Qaida" pe hoon

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