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1. Girlfriend & police

Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

2. Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

3. Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

4. Child 2 dentist doctor

A child asks the dentist if teeth can be removed without pain, the dentist says no — then the child demonstrates with a smile. Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he […]

5. How he got into the house

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]

6. Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai

I" M" A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime. Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

7. I want my child to laugh

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

8. I Salute Ur Father

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p Happy Father's day

9. Future plans of childrens

Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

10. Baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya

A touching Roman Urdu Father's Day message about a father who held every finger to teach a small child how to take its first steps. Mujhey Mohabat Hay Apney Haath Ki Sub Ungaliyoon Say Naa jaaney Kiss Ko Pakar K baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya LOVE U PAPA Happy Father Day!'

11. There's a bomb in my garden!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.

12. Finding beautiful insnaan

Fake breaking news: police hunting for an attractive person — relax, you're neither human nor good-looking, so you're safe. NEWS ALERT! Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai jo bohut beautiful hai, tum mut ghabrana Q k na to tum insan ho na beautiful, problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

13. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Police ask Santa why the thief didn't steal the TV; Santa says because he was sitting watching it at the time. Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

14. Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?

A father asks his daughter what she'll be when she grows up, and mom gently corrects the order of her plans. Father asked beti: "Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?" Beti:" Maa banun gi, study karon gi, shari karon gi, bus or kia?" Mom:"Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna";-)

15. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

A child calls his dad a coward for holding his hand crossing the road — and refuses to see it any other way. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

16. Let the boss speak first

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me […]

17. Happy Father's Day to Friend

A funny Roman Urdu Father's Day congratulations to a friend's father for somehow tolerating such a spectacularly chaotic child. Badhai ho bapu ki.. bari himmat hay jo teri tarah k dump duffer buchey ko bardasht kar rahey hain ab tuk.. bapu ki azmat ko salam "Happy Fathers Day"

18. Essay on my best friend

A student substitutes 'father' for 'best friend' throughout his essay with results that read considerably worse than he planned. Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye "MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya. Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho […]

19. Meri umar beet jaye

Girl asks her lover for a letter she could spend her whole life reading; he sends back an indecipherable wall of symbols. Girl:aisa khat likh sajna, meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay. Boy: (i=0oi>xE'I1i+: e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@'e*, e(P+>i*

20. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

21. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

A child overhears dad say all the 'fireworks' are in the girls hostel — and repeats it innocently while shopping for Diwali crackers. Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

22. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

23. Cost to get married

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

24. Have you caught the thief

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks.

25. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

26. Subah 5 baje phansi

A Sardar is sentenced to a 5am execution and finds it genuinely funny — for a very practical reason. Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! hehehe:d

27. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

Chinese kid says his father died; Pakistani friend sympathises in the most backhanded way: Chinese products have that problem. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

28. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Teacher asks Altaf Hussain how to divide 4 apples among 5 children; his answer is to just remove one child from the equation. Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

29. My Sweet Father..I Love U!

When I was a Kid My Father Always Care of Me When I Start Walk on my Feet My Father Celebrate that Day When I Start My School On First Day My Father Go With Me in My Class My Sweet Father..I Love U!

30. Love only says I Love You

Love doesnt ask Who r u? Love only says U r mine Love doesnt ask Where do u live? Love says U live in my heart Love doesnt ask Do u love me? Love only says I love u

31. Missing me and reading my SMS

Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.

32. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

A mother cycles through every food she can think of and the child refuses all of them. Final verdict: you take after your father, you're getting a slap. Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR […]

33. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice. Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.