Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Hindi Funny SMS

A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected.

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

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    2. A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

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  3. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

    4. Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first. Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

  4. Ik larki thi deewani si

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  5. Har larki per nazar ;)

    6. A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm […]

  6. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

    7. Poetic buildup praising a girl's looks and charm lands on the gut-punch: someone else already got to her first. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

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  8. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    9. Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  9. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

    10. A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz […]

  10. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

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  11. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

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  12. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

    13. A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

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  14. Aik ------- larki

    15. A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

  15. Aik pyari si larki hay wo

    16. A ghazal about a girl who lives in the heart like a heartbeat — eyes like blue lakes, voice sweeter than a cuckoo. Aik pyari si larki hay wo, Meray dil main rehti hay jo, Meray sapni ki rani hay, Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo, Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho, Itna […]

  16. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

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  18. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

    19. A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

  19. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

    20. Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

  20. Robot slapping on telling a lie

    21. Same lie-detecting robot joke as above — robot slaps son, father, and then mother in sequence for each lie told. 1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot […]

  21. Itne kum marks..??

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  22. Robot slapping on telling a lie

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    27. A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

  27. Essay on my best friend

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  28. A Student Service Msg...!

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  29. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

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  30. Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga

    31. Man insists marriage won't change him — he looked forward to getting married before it, and still looks forward to it after. Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia, Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga, Shade se pehle bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga, Shadi k bad bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq […]

  31. Chupke chupke ro lena

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  33. NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

    34. A dark-humor comparison between natural disasters and choosing a wife. Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.