Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Hindi Funny SMS

Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first.

Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

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  1. 1 Larki ki dua

    2. 1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

  2. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

    3. A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz […]

  3. Ik larki thi deewani si

    4. A poem about a phone-obsessed girl who walks shyly and always asks the same question — the punchline is she was asking how to turn her phone on. Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh […]

  4. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

    5. A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

  5. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

    6. Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

  6. Har larki per nazar ;)

    7. A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm […]

  7. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    8. Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  8. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

    9. A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

  9. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

    10. Lists every noble quality that makes a man trustworthy and respectful — which is exactly why every girl calls him 'bhai' (brother). Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

  10. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

    11. Poetic buildup praising a girl's looks and charm lands on the gut-punch: someone else already got to her first. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

  11. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

    12. A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

  12. Aik pyari si larki hay wo

    13. A ghazal about a girl who lives in the heart like a heartbeat — eyes like blue lakes, voice sweeter than a cuckoo. Aik pyari si larki hay wo, Meray dil main rehti hay jo, Meray sapni ki rani hay, Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo, Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho, Itna […]

  13. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

    14. A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

  14. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    15. A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  15. Aik ------- larki

    16. A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

  16. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

    17. A boy seen with a different girl every day for a week. Moral: girls change, boys don't. 1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

  17. Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

    18. Two vows taken today: never look at other girls, and never treat any girl as a stranger. They cancel each other out completely. Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

  18. Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay

    19. Wants to call all morning and night but keeps getting interrupted by the network operator's low-balance warning. Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay, karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar....... customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)

  19. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

    20. Romantic conversations between couples styled after the actual advertising taglines of Jazz, Ufone, Zong, Telenor, and Warid. Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy […]

  20. Propose Day Pickup Line

    21. Boy: Would You Mind Sharing Your Address With Me Girl: Why Boy: Because That Is Where I would take my marriage vows one day

  21. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    22. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  22. Benefits of Load shedding

    23. A satirical list of benefits from load shedding — from job creation to mobile battery savings — presented as a KESC public service. Load shedding k fawa'id: Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi. Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving. Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.

  23. Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

    24. A police-stop relationship riddle: a boy tells officers that one person's uncle calls the other's uncle "uncle" — figure out what they are to each other. Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay, k police unhain rook laiti hay and larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ? Larka jawab daita […]

  24. Baatein karke bhola na dena

    25. Baatein karke bhola na dena, Fasana karke mita na dena, Agar day sako dosti to gham nahi, Par dost banke bhola na dena.

  25. Darde Dil Mein Gham Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai

    26. Darde Dil Mein Gham Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai, Tanhai Aksar Humse Milte Hai, Tum Ne Jabse Shuru Kiya Sms Karna, Kasam Khuda Ki Mobile Ki Battery Kam Chalti Hai

  26. one girl asked to pappu

    27. 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

  27. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    28. A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

  28. Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

    29. A girl asks an astrologer which star suits her; he asks how many children she has — 11 — and assigns her Pakistan's Green Star. Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi, tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

  29. Mominon Ramadan qareeb hai

    30. Ramadan is coming — a public service announcement asking everyone to forward their saved jokes, pictures, and girls' numbers before deleting them in piety. Momino! RAMADAN Qareeb Hai.. Aap Sab Se Request Hai K Apnain Mobile Me Save Jokes, Pics, Girls No's Delete Karnai Se Pehle Mujhey send Karen..

  30. Gharib khandan per essay

    31. A rich girl is asked to write about a poor family and delivers an essay where poor includes four servants, a driver, and old mobiles. 1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi […]

  31. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

    32. A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

  32. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

    33. A wish-fulfillment SMS that builds to a romantic moment of long phone calls — then the real wish: that your balance runs out first. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai, Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai, Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain, Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho […]

  33. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

    34. If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]