Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

Hindi Funny SMS

A wish-fulfillment SMS that builds to a romantic moment of long phone calls — then the real wish: that your balance runs out first.

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,

Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)

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