Har larki per nazar ;)

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai

Express news: har larki per nazar;)

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  2. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

    3. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

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  15. Ik larki thi deewani si

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    19. Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? ? ? ? ? ? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

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