Har larki per nazar ;)

Hindi Funny SMS

A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar.

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai

Express news: har larki per nazar;)

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