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1. Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay, Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay, Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain, Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay. Good Morning

2. Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay

In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay, Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay, Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay, Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay....

3. Kaash hum SMS hotay

Kaash hum SMS hotay aik click main tumhare paas hotay Bhale tum Hamein delete kar dete par kuch pal ke liye hum tumharay ehsaas to hotay

4. Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi

Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi, Bikta hai gham dushman k bazaar main, Lakhon dard chupay hotay hain, Ek chotay say inkaar main, Ho jao agar zamanay say dukhi, To sawagat hai "wakeel" k darbaar main

5. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l n ss!w I

6. 1 nigah se qatal hotay hain log

Tumhari ek nigah se qatal hotay hain log Faraz,...! Ek nazar hm ko bhi dekh lo k tm bin zindagy achi nahi lagti....!

7. Tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay

Kaash bananay walay nay dil kaanch k banayai hotay Kam say kam tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay.

8. SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay k paise lagte tou kia hota? guess? guess? Aaj Aap meri Waja se road per bheek mangrahay hotay.

9. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

10. Kash tum bakri hotay

Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta... PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main? or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

11. Ap ki nigah agar meharban ho jai

Ap ki nigah agar meharban ho jai Main jis zameen pe hoon wo asman ho jai Hai ab bhi aap ko shak mere dosti per To phir ik baar mera imtehan ho jai

12. Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana

Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai […]

13. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna

14. Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,

Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do, Ho gayi to use khone mat do, Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do, Jagte raho…

15. Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

16. Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga

Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga? Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga? Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi Ban jayai agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ? Khud se bhi […]

17. Hai tu agar mera dilbar

Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

18. Agar dada ashiq na hota

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

19. Deepak mein agar noor na hota

deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"

20. Ahsaas agar ho to

Ahsaas agar ho to mahabbat karo mehsus Her baat ka azhaar zaruri nhi lab sey

21. Agar rizq...

Agar rizq aqal-o-danish se milta tou jaanwar aur bewaqoof zinda hii na rehte ... (Hazrat Ali r.a.)

22. Agar msg karna chora to

))))) ( c 'o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '==o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '===o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '=======o ':.,-' Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

23. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........

Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........ hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... .. phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa

24. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha

Kaash woh naghmay hamain sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar yun aansu aaye na hote. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha, To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

25. Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

26. Hum agar aapse mil nahi patay..

Hum agar aapse mil nahi patay aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aatay, mana jahan k sab rishte nibhaye nahi jatey, par jo bas jatey haib dil maib phir bhulae nahi jatey..

27. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.

Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum. Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete. Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye. har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.

28. Agar zuban pey sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To

Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota, Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota, Agar zuban pey sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To, Muskura key sar hi hila diya hota..

29. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho

Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat Ali(R.A)"

30. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti

Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti, Khuwabon mein bhi unse Mulaqat na hoti, Yeh Dil hi to har ek Ghum ki wajah hai, Yeh Dil hi na hota to koi baat hi na hoti.

31. Pehchaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse

koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse... ye aarzo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse... bas ek baat ki bari umeed hai apse... pehchaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse...

32. Aana hai agar toh meri zindagi swaarne aaja

Haalat pay meri hasnay hasaney aaja, jhooti hi sahi par sachi ansoon bhane aaja khuwab ko kiya sajana,woh toh bhikar gaye ana hai agar toh meri zindagi swaarne aaja!

33. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...