Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

What would your DON movie dialogue be? The sender's version writes itself: eleven cities' barbers are waiting, but hair is still impossible.

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai...

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