Don ka intezaar...

Hindi Funny SMS

Every girl in eleven colleges is waiting for the mysterious Don — who has one small academic problem standing in the way.

Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
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Kion k
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Don matric fail hay

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