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1. Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak

Nazaro se nazar tum churao ge kab tak, Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak, Mere paigam aapko milte rahainge yuhi sada, Message meray mitao gey kab tak...

2. Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal […]

3. Subha se le kar sham tak

Subha se le kar sham tak, Sham se le ker raat tak, Raat se le kar subha tak, Subha se phir shaam tak . . . . . . . Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay

4. Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

5. Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

6. 2007 last me 7, bolay to

2007 last me 7 bole to 7me rahna, 7me jeena, 7me marna, 7me khana, 7me pina, 7me rona, 7me hasna, 7me milakar chalna yahi hamara 2007 ka 7(sath)hai.

7. Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay

Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay, karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar....... customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)

8. Aaj / kal / subah / shaam eid

Aaj Eid Kal Eid Subha Eid Sham Eid Khuda Kare k Ap k Har Lamhe Ka Naam Ho Eid "Eid Mubarak"

9. Valentines Shayri in Hindi

Kisi Ke Liye Marna To Asaan Hota Hai Par Kisi Ki Yaadon Ke Sahare Jeena Bahot Mushkil Hota Hai Happy Valentines Day

10. Jeena chahte hai magar zindagi raas nahi Aati

Jeena chahte hai magar zindagi raas nahi Aati, marna chahte hai magar maut paas nahi Aati. Bahut Udaas hain hum is zindagi se, Kismat bhi Tadpaney se Baaz nahi Aati...

11. Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

12. Jubse tumhe dekha hai

Jubse tumhe dekha hai, Mera Raat ko Din ko Subha ko Sham ko Khate waqt peete waqt Sote waqt Jagte waqt Hans hans k bura haal he

13. Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

14. Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare

Mene kab chaha k wo zindagee mere name kare, Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare, Har roz kuch lamhe mujhe socha kare, Kab kaha meri yaad me subha sham kare

15. Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham..

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she.. Kala kala da ashna da ghaary haar sham.

16. Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham..

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she.. Kala kala da ashna da ghaary haar sham.

17. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

18. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

19. Perfect example of confidence:

Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : […]

20. Aafat ke syrup ho tum

Aafat ke syrup ho tum, Museebat ke capsule ho tum, Pareshani ke injection ho tum, Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir, Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

21. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

22. Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!

23. Cycle ka pedal

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me cycle ka paidal mila aur use uthakar Ghar le aya. Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde, isme cycle dalwa lenge.

24. In jheel si gehri aankhoon main

In jheel si gehri aankhoon main ik sham kahin aabad to ho is jheel kinaray pal do pal ik khawab ka neela phool khilay wo phol baha dain lehroon main ik rooz kabhi hum sham dhalay is phol k behtay rangoon main jis waqt larazta chand chalay us waqt kahin un aankhoon main is basray […]

25. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

26. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

27. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

28. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

29. Jeena He To Is Pal Ko Jee Le

Waqt “Kehta‚ Hai phir Na Aaunga, Teri Aankhon Ko Ab Na Rulaunga, Jeena Hai To Is Pal Ko Jee Lay, Shayd Me Kal Tak Na Ji Paunga

30. Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

31. The brain is a wonderful organ

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until u get into the office...

32. Open lunch box in the middle of the road

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

33. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.