Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???

Hindi Funny SMS

An SMS that questions what SMS actually stands for — then reveals the acronym as an honest description of the sender's real intentions.

Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,

Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???

S = sab ko
M = Mast ho k
S = Satao....

ha ha ha

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