Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa

Hindi Insult SMS

Opens as a melancholy separation poem about hearts and eyes drifting apart, then reveals the real complaint: you stopped washing your face.

Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

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