Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa

Hindi Insult SMS

Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

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