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1. Qeema nikalne ki machine

A Sardar riding past horse droppings explains to his friend how impressed he is by the modern machinery installed on that stretch of road. Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia. Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga dekho dunia kitni […]

2. Forget the times ...

For when someone has to let go and move on to just being friends. A gentle push to start seeing things differently. Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, […]

3. Best thing about BAD TIMES

The best thing I love most about the BAD TIMES is that The give me an opportunity to realize who is really sincere with me and Who is just having a formal relation.

4. Hearts beat 72 times a min

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U'll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u.. Good Morning & Have a good day.

5. Tough times are like physical exercise

Tough times are like physical exercise, You may not like it while you are doing it but tomorrow you'll be stronger because of it.

6. During the times when we fought

I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

7. There r times i find

There r times i find my hands full of friends... i want 2 hold them hard as i fear losing them. I laugh when i realize that they r the ones holding me. . Thanks 4 being 1

8. All the good times are yours to keep

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, All the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night

9. I love you 86400 times a day

In a day if i have to say 'i love u' whenever i remembered u, i have to say 86400 times per a day.... because u r my one and only love..... I LOVE U.

10. What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

Slow build-up asking what happens when a lion roars three times — the anticlimactic answer: Tom & Jerry starts on TV. Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru […]

11. Happy Women's Day For Friends

A Women's Day message for a friend who has always brought smiles and shared the ups and downs. For all the times you've brought a smile and made my days seem brighter. For sharing ups and downs with me and making my burdens lighter. For doing the caring things that make a special friend. Your […]

12. Praying for a blessed Ramadan

"... turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque; and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it... " The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ] Wishing you all the blessings from Allah and praying for a blessed Ramadan !

13. Cricket ground, girlfriends & players

Relationship disasters with a girlfriend mapped onto every type of cricket dismissal, from knock-out to clean bowled. Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players. Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye "knock out" Hota hai, Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye, "run out" Jo g.f ki deewar […]

14. We have mutual friends

I Wonder If 1 Day Somebody Will Ever Come N Knock 0n My Door N Tell Me "Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends In FACEBOOK " Can I Come In ... =P =D

15. Some relationships are like TOM & JERRY.

Some relationships are like TOM & JERRY. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other.

16. ATM Jammed because of ...

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

17. Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa

Opens as a melancholy separation poem about hearts and eyes drifting apart, then reveals the real complaint: you stopped washing your face. Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia, Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia, Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa, Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

18. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

19. He wants u safe

Sometime GOD closes all Doors & Shuts all d Windows During those Times, think that May b there is STORM Outside n HE wants u SAFE. :) Be +ve

20. Hug from me to say don't worry

Life is a bug at times For those times and always Here's a HUG from Me to say Don't worry Be happy on this Hug Day!

21. A true friend understands

A true friend understands when u say I forgot, waits 4ever when u say just a min, stays with u when u say leave me alone & opens his heart even before u knock

22. I love my mother beyond limits

Your mother bore you For 9 months , She watched her feet Swell, she struggled to Climb stairs, She got breathless quick, She bore excruciating pain, She suffered many sleepless Nights, She became your nurse, your Chef, your teacher, your Cleaner, your launderette, your Friend. She struggled for you, but not Did she see it […]

23. Reason for that smile is nothing

Definition of "nothing"..... Time doesn't wait for you or me.. Days pass 'n year change, You miss me.. I miss you, You moved away with your loved ones, Your life changes, Friends change, People change, But your heart has Those precious moments engraved in it If you want it or not, They are always their, […]

24. A sweeter smile, a brighter day

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow. May ALLAH be with you always. Good Luck

25. I am around

There are some times that we need to know that people care about us. This is one of those times, and I happen to be one of those people. Hope you feel better soon.

26. Fulfilling Happy Days In New Year 2027

Forget About What Happened In 2026 And Look Forward To More Promising And Fulfilling Days In 2027. You Just Have To Believe That The Future Is Brighter. Happy New Year

27. Pure friendship

Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE; you crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp; all that u'll get only "SWEETNESS"

28. Your relation is like paktel

Your relation is like paktel "dil to 1 hay" Your Ove like telenor "Chaho kuch barh k" Your sincerety like Haleeb "garah to hay" Your smile like twist "Hila k rakh de" your style like Ufone "Tum hi to ho" Your personality lika Bonanza "Absolutely worldclass" My response like lipton "Yehi to hai wo apnapun" […]

29. Meaning of Hugs!

Meaning of Hugs:- H- appy feelings shared U- niversally warm & fuzzy G- reat 2 give & 2 receive S- ure 2 make anyone's day I hope this “HUG”. Makes ur day brighter.

30. Life is like a coin

Life is like a coin Pleasure and pain are the two sides, Only one side is visible at time, But remember other side also waiting for its turn

31. Smile & Welcome New Year 2027

I See A Light In The Sky And Fresh Morning Dew. The Newness Of This Year Inspires Me To Wish You. Happy Things Are About To Knock The Door So Let Your Smile Welcome Them Hope This New Year Be Bursting With Happiness N Prosperity.

32. Apun bole tu charon taraf chand

A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night with a moonlit backdrop and street-style swagger, sending you off to sleep in style. Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night

33. People change for 2 reasons

People change for 2 reasons: 1-They have learned a lot, or they have been hurt too many times.