Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.

Hindi Insult SMS

Opens with flattery about your name being posted on every wall and door in town — then reveals what those posters actually say about you.

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

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