Benazir aae gi...

Hindi Politics SMS

A political SMS listing Benazir Bhutto's campaign promises one by one before the punchline about what morning light reveals.

Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
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Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)

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