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1. Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi. unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha. bachon k paas purane mobile thay. […]

2. Kion ho ???

Kia hai jo pyar to chupate kion ho Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kion ho Jal rahay ho mere pyar ki bhatti mein Phir hijar ka dard cupate kion ho Khuwabon mein bhi agar iqrar nahi To khuwaboon mein phir aate kion ho Nazrain mila ke sharma jate ho jo Nazrain hum se milaate hi […]

3. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai? Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai? Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA, Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai, Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID, NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA […]

4. Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hu.

Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hun. Har dopahar naye dardse najre chaar hota hun. Shaam ko gahrati hai darde yaari.. Phir nayi subah ka intzar karta hun.

5. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

6. Subah subah suraj ka sath ho

Subah subah suraj ka sath ho, parindon ki aawaj ho, hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho, us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho. GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.

7. Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi

Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dharka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aankhon ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko, jo tumhe chhu kar hamare pass ayi.

8. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

9. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

10. Pyar ke ujalon main ghum ka andhaira hion aata hai

Pyar ke ujalon main ghum ka andhaira hion aata hai, Jisko hum chahtey hain wohi kion rulata hay? Merey khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aisay logon say phir mujhey kion milata hay?

These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also […]

12. Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray, Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs, Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon, Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs, Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula […]

13. Subah 5 baje phansi

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! hehehe:d

14. USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai

Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya. adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun per hath phera or khushi se ucchal kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

15. Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain

Kamzoor badbaan hay, hawa taiz kia karain Aa apni kashtiyon ko supurd-e-khuda karain ! apni tabahiyon main hi jub apna haath ho phir dhushmano k waastay kiya bad-dua karain Shaki-e-namurad ko tarsaya umer bhar Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain Hamnay yun ghurbaton main raat bitayee hay sanam, Bhookay faqeer ko ab rukhsatzada […]

16. Pyar ka dard meetha hota hay

Na janay tum pay itna yaqeen kion hay? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kion hay?? Pyar ka dard meetha hota hay... to aankh say nikla yeh ansu namkin kion hay?

17. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

18. Good Night or good morning

X'cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to "Good Night" Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir "Good Morning"

19. Eid ka chand nikalney ka intezar

Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain, Un k liye Itla'an Arz hai k wo aram karain kion k mera aaj ghar se bahir nikalnay ka koi irada nahin hai :-)

20. 1 memon or arbi

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna...!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha […]

21. pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

22. Car ki speed kion barha di

Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

23. Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

24. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge"

25. Larkion ko "I love you" kehne ki jaga

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you" kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

26. Inam kis ko mile ga?

Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha: "Inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd:"Sub se agey waley ko" Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

27. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

28. Mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho , kya tum mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

29. Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho

Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho. Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho. Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho. kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.

30. Taras gaye aapke deedar ko

Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Dil phir bhi aap k liye dua karta hai, Hum se to acha aap k ghar ka aaina hai, Jo rooz aapko dekha to karta hai...

31. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

32. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

33. Patharon say tha apna rishtaa

Apnay dushman say hi dil laga baithay, Unki saadgi say faraib kha baithay, Patharon say tha apna rishtaa, Phir bhi sheeshay k ghar bana baithe..