Muqabla mumkin hay

Hindi Funny SMS

An insult disguised as a question: who wins an English-speaking contest between you and a donkey — whoever wins, at least the match is on.

Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
?
?
?
Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay

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