Thandi he coffee garam karloo

Hindi Funny SMS

Coffee is cold, inbox is empty — a nudge disguised as a romantic SMS asking the receiver to just reply already.

Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,

Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..

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