GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tariqa

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

A Munna Bhai Gandhigiri SMS pretending the inbox is overwhelmed — deployed as a passive-aggressive nudge toward people who never message first.

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
"GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

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    2. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  2. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    3. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  3. Yeh Oxford kya hai

    4. A Munna Bhai word-dissection joke where "Oxford" gets broken down piece by piece into a very literal — and very wrong — Roman-Urdu translation. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford […]

  4. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

    5. A Munna Bhai history joke where Circuit explains Gandhi's famous wardrobe choices through a comparison to a current Bollywood star. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

  5. Thandi he coffee garam karloo

    6. Coffee is cold, inbox is empty — a nudge disguised as a romantic SMS asking the receiver to just reply already. Thandi he coffee garam karloo, Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo, Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai, Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..

  6. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    7. Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

  7. Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

    8. Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing. Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara […]

  8. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

    9. A professor's classic brains-versus-buffalo question gets derailed before it can begin when Munna Bhai asks for the buffalo's date of birth. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

  9. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

    10. Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

  10. EXam's song by Munna bhai

    11. A funny Roman Urdu exam song narrated by Munna Bhai about students burning the midnight oil while the clock races toward the paper. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

  11. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

    12. A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

  12. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

    13. A Munna Bhai college joke where the principal's escalating fine schedule for hostel visits prompts a sensible question about bulk pricing. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

  13. Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

    14. A Munna Bhai medical exchange where his slow-poison warning about cigarettes meets a patient who sees no particular urgency in the matter. Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

  14. Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai

    15. A Munna Bhai double-bad-news joke where the worse piece of information is not the prognosis — it's how long he's been trying to deliver it. Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri […]

  15. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

    16. Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do […]

  16. Tera dost chor hai kya

    17. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  17. Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

    18. A Munna Bhai hospital joke where a forgotten surgical item inside a patient leads to a negotiation the patient very much prefers to settle in cash. Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai […]

  18. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

    19. Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. […]

  19. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    20. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  20. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    21. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

  21. Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

    22. An encouraging Roman Urdu exam message reminding students that time is running out but two lines of reading are still better than none. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

  22. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    23. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  23. zara se cell mein de jagah tu

    24. A romantic message in Roman Urdu asking for a little space — framed entirely in terms of cell memory and inbox capacity. Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu, Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu, Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu, Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu, Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana

  24. ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai

    25. Roman Urdu question asking whether we open the Quran to read Allah's message as readily as we check our SMS inbox. Hum rozana inbox kholte hain k hamare dost ne konsa sms bheija hai, lekin Kia hum qozana QURAN kholte hain? k ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai sochiya ga zaror

  25. Impact of Movies

    26. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

  26. Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

    27. Inbox-shaming SMS: inbox empty all morning, asking friends if they have at least a little bit of shame left. Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

  27. Battery is ok

    28. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"

  28. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

    29. A Circuit-style complaint SMS demanding a few messages to end the painful wait — signed off by Circuit Bhai in full street-speak. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

  29. Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

    30. A Munna Bhai-style street SMS confessing that after all this time, the sender still misses the recipient — using "item" as the highest possible compliment. Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

  30. The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

    31. Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

  31. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    32. A mock-offended SMS to someone who has a phone, a full inbox, and plenty of messages — yet never sends a single reply. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  32. Hindi New Year Joke SMS

    33. Funny Roman Urdu New Year joke message pretending to confess all the mischief caused this year — then ending with a surprise twist. 2020 Mai Bohat Bar Aisa Howa Jab Maine Tumhe Tang Kiya Pareshan Kiya Mushkil Mai Dala Tumhara Mazak Uraya Magar Ajj Mai Sirf Ye Kehna Chahra Hu . . . . . […]

  33. Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon

    34. Sharp satirical Pakistan Independence Day SMS scolding youth for staying quiet on the national holiday while they flood the inbox for Valentine's Day. Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon, Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho aur sub ko wish karo. . . "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"