Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

A Munna Bhai hospital joke where a forgotten surgical item inside a patient leads to a negotiation the patient very much prefers to settle in cash.

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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