Pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.

Related SMS

  1. Pair of heart to be found

    2. Do u know why nature made eyes in pair ears in pair hands in pair legs in pair but heart made single Its just because to find its pair itself.

  2. Pair of eyes and ears

    3. I have a pair of eyes but cant C u everyday, i have a pair of ears but cant hear u every time, but i have Heart that Loves u every time, n says i love you.

  3. Life is strange....

    4. Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

  4. Strange But True About Love & Friendship

    5. Read Carefully And Get The Meaning "Minimum Love is Friendship" & "Maximum Friendship is Love" Strange But True.. !!

  5. Live life like a pair of walking feet

    6. Live life like a pair of walking feet, The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot behind has no shame because they both knows their situation will change!

  6. Scientific formula of water by sardar

    7. Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

  7. How can you make seven even?

    8. Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the S!!

  8. Sardar was wearing mosquito net

    9. In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi

  9. All shades of holi

    10. Red 4 prosperity. Green 4 happiness, blue 4 longitivity, orange 4 progress, pink 4 friendship. May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

  10. The most colourful Holi.

    11. Auspicious red. Sunkissed gold. Soothing silver. Pretty purple. Blissful blue. Forever green. I wish u and all family members The most colorful Holi.

  11. Stealing the blue from the splashing seas

    12. Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you...............Good Luck!

  12. Happy & colorful Holi

    13. A touch of green i send to u. A drop of blue to cool the hue. A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI! Happy & colorful Holi

  13. Pakistani And American

    14. A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both […]

  14. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

    15. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

  15. A Teacher lecturing on population

    16. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

  16. Realize value & respect girls

    17. Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise the values of gals n respect them

  17. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

    18. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I'm not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se […]

  18. Sardar Bunks office

    19. Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

  19. Girl wearing a very short skirt

    20. A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend. Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress? Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.

  20. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

    21. How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

  21. Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward

    22. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

  22. Is that a sun or moon

    23. A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

  23. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    24. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  24. By wife ....

    25. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  25. Sardar : u will go to jail..

    26. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

  26. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    27. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

    28. This category offers sardar sms jokes, sardar sms, sardar jokes, hindi sardar jokes, funny sardar jokes etc. Please note that these jokes are not here to make a bad image about Sardar community.

  28. Taxi driver to sardar

    29. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  29. Sardar going to shikaar

    30. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  30. A child after 3 month of marriage

    31. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  31. Night has ended for another day

    32. Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Good Morning

  32. Chemical symbols & sardar

    33. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  33. Interviewee; What is your date of birth?

    34. Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.