I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET

Boss hangs a poster in Office
"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
"Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."

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  2. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

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  3. Forget about it!!

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  4. I wont forget you

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  5. Aruing with your boss

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  6. Forget the times ...

    7. Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times & don't pretend, Remember now he's just your friend.

  7. The day I forget or u realize

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  8. Forget Life lived before

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  9. Sardar Bunks office

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  10. I say forget me not

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  11. Forget Your Own Sadness

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  12. FRIENDSHIP is not how u forget

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  13. Jesus cannot forget us

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  14. My heart will never forget you.

    15. If the days won’t allow us to see each other, memories will, and if my eyes can’t see you, my heart will never forget you.

  15. Some friends forget ... some move away

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  16. Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

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  19. Very difficult to forget the dear ones

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  20. Medicine to forget love

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  21. By wife ....

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  22. Perfect example of confidence:

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  23. How is the situation

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  24. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

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  31. Wife came home with a goat.

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