I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET

Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Boss hangs a poster in Office
"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
"Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."

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  2. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

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  3. Forget about it!!

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  4. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

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  5. I wont forget you

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  6. New Year Wishes for Boss, Colleagues & Employees

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  7. Forget the times ...

    8. For when someone has to let go and move on to just being friends. A gentle push to start seeing things differently. Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, […]

  8. Memon boss 2 worker

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  9. Aruing with your boss

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  10. The day I forget or u realize

    11. For the in-between place — you haven't moved on but you're not chasing either. Just waiting for one of two things to happen first. I Will Wait ... Till The Day "I" Can Forget "You" ... Or The Day You Realize "You" Cannot Forget "Me" ...

  11. Forget Life lived before

    12. True Lines:- We can forget the life which we lived before, But it is very painful to forget the life which we were dreaming to live.! :(

  12. I say forget me not

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  13. My heart will never forget you.

    14. If the days won’t allow us to see each other, memories will, and if my eyes can’t see you, my heart will never forget you.

  14. Forget Your Own Sadness

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  15. Sardar Bunks office

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  16. FRIENDSHIP is not how u forget

    17. FRIENDSHIP is not how u forget but How you forgive, Not How you listen But How you understand, Not What you see, But How you feel, But Not How you let it go But How you HOLD ON

  17. Jesus cannot forget us

    18. Jesus cannot forget us; we have been graven on the palms of his hands. - Lois Picillo

  18. Some friends forget ... some move away

    19. Some friends forget Some move away Some keep silent Some just change But I'm not 1 of them. I'm here just 4 two moments .. now & 4ever...!!:)

  19. Can never forget 2 faces

    20. Man cn Nvr Forget 2 Face in his whole Life.... -D 1 Who HOLDS his hand in Difficult Time. -D other Who LEAVES Him Alone in Difficult Time

  20. Very difficult to forget the dear ones

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  21. Medicine to forget love

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  22. Friendship is not history 2 forget

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  23. By wife ....

    24. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  24. Perfect example of confidence:

    25. A junior accidentally calls the boss demanding coffee — and keeps going. Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: […]

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  26. How is the situation

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  27. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

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  28. Santa and his wife in office

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  29. A man / woman speaks

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  31. Open lunch box in the middle of the road

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