1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

Hindi Funny SMS

Memon's house caught fire and burned down; he couldn't save it because he spent the whole night calling the fire brigade on missed calls.

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.

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