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1. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

2. Why wish delay abt death

"When you have to depart fro this world and have to meet death (eventually) then why wish delay (why feel nervous) about death ..." Hazrat Ali [R.A]

3. 1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha gaya! Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha, us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: . . . . . Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

4. The fear of death follows

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. (Mark Twain)

5. Love and death are 2 un-invited guests

Love and death are 2 un-invited guests When will they come nobody knows But both have similar effects One takes the heart & Other takes its beats.

6. Death is not the greatest loss

Death is not the greatest loss in life The greatest loss of life is when relationship dies among us while we r alive So B strong in your Relations.

7. Death is not the biggest fear we have

Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive -- the risk to be alive and express what we really are. (Don Miguel Ruiz)

8. Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death

Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death "Today is the black day of my life and same for Pakistan because I lost my princess colleague and Pakistan lost her Pakistani." - Bill Gates.

9. Every Teacher Teach To Love Nation on Republic Day

Let Every Teacher Teach The Student How To Love This Nation, Let Every Parent Instill In His Or Her Sons And Daughters The Beauty Of Our Nation. Happy Republic Day.

10. Whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur […]

11. A man who ....

We need to teach our daughters to know the difference between: A man who flatters her and A man who complmements her, A man who spends money on her and A man who invests in her A man who views her as property and A man who views her properly A man who lusts after […]

12. Mita dain gay yeh duri, yeh faslay sab hi

mita dain gay yeh duri, yeh faslay sabhi! kaho gi ik baar kay milo aa kay kabhi! na hon gay durr phir tum say is zindagi main! khula rakho tum dar apna, hum atay hain abhi!

13. Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

14. Phir Bhi Us Ka Intizar Kerna Kesa Lagta Hai

Azeem Hai Yeh Qurbat Ki Doooriyaan Sath Reh Ker Bhi Usko Na Pana Kesa Lagta Hai Kismat Main Nahin Phir Bhi Us Ko Chate Hai Yun Samjh Ker Kanto Per Chalna Kesa Lagta Hai Ab To Mehfil Main Bhi Humare Liye Tanhaye Hai Ghum Chupa Ker Mehfil Ko Sajana Kesa Lagta Hai Samjhne Per Bhi […]

15. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

16. Kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay

Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the, kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay, aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.

17. Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege

Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege, Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege, Milega na aapko hum jesa koi, Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

18. Chupke chupke ro lena

Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho, Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab aankhein bhaari ho jaayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen, Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote […]

19. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

20. Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray, Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs, Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon, Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs, Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula […]

21. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey‚¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

22. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

23. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

24. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

25. I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

26. Biology of father to son relationship

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. Happy father’s day.

27. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

28. Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal […]

29. He is the only 1 who earns

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn't study & became a barber. Friend: Y don't u throw him out? Man: y should i? He's the only 1 who earns!

30. Want to win or to be happy?

A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

31. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

32. A man found his wife having affair with a guy.

A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

33. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]