Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

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