- New Year Prayer Messages, Wishes & Duas
A prayer is one of the kindest things you can send at midnight or on New Year's morning. Below are Christian prayers, Islamic duas and short blessings for family, friends, your love and anyone who had a hard year. Happy New Year prayer messages A New Year's PrayerMay ALLAH make ur year a happy one!Not […]
- Happy New Year My Wife: Wishes & Messages for Wife
For the woman who kept the house, the family and you going all year. Choose a romantic, thankful, prayerful or short Happy New Year message for your wife, or one in Roman Urdu. Romantic Happy New Year wishes for wife Happy New Year! To the best wife, mother, lover and friend. I love you honey […]
- Lunch Messages for Her: Nice & Romantic Lunch Time Texts
Lunch break is the one moment in a busy workday when she actually reads her phone. Send her one of these lunch time messages to make her smile, and scroll down for texts for him, a friend or a colleague. Romantic lunch messages for her A special LUNCH 4 u,In de hotel of my Heart,A […]
- Cold Night Good Night Messages & Winter Good Night Texts
On a cold night, a warm text before bed goes a long way. Here are cosy good night messages for cold weather, winter good night texts for her, and warm wishes for friends and family. Good night messages for a cold night On this cold cold night,in my small small room,I look at the bright […]
- Happy New Year Mummy: Messages and Wishes for My Mom
New Year messages for your mom, mummy or ammi: short lines for a midnight text, longer ones she will want to read twice, prayers and duas, and gentle words for a mother who lives far away or is no longer with you. Short Happy New Year wishes for Mummy Life is full of challenges, but […]
- Happy New Year Messages & Prayers for Girlfriend
Texting your girlfriend at midnight, or the morning after? Pick a romantic, short, prayerful or long-distance New Year message below, add her name or the nickname only you use, and send. Romantic New Year messages for your girlfriend On this New Year my wishes and prayers are only for you. God bless u & may […]
- Never Doubt My Love for You: Messages for When She Doubts
When she starts doubting your love, a calm and honest text can do more than a long argument. Use these to reassure her, ask for her trust or simply answer the question she keeps asking. Reassurance messages when she doubts your love There is a doubt left with no clarity...(DO U LOVE ME !)There is […]
- 31st December Messages & Wishes for Love
It's 31st December and you want to send the person you love something better than a forwarded greeting. These last-day-of-the-year messages look back on what you shared, cover the final night and the midnight countdown, and include a few for couples who are far apart. Looking back on the year together Last day of the […]
- Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!
A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]
- Good Morning and Merry Christmas Messages
Christmas morning texts work best when they are short, warm and personal. Pick a good morning and Merry Christmas message for a friend, your family or the person you love. Good morning and Merry Christmas wishes for friends A lot of presents under the Christmas tree green,goodies for the Christmas table,great family atmosphere,the sound of […]
- Will You Be My Valentine? Cute, Funny & Paragraph Messages
Asking someone to be your Valentine is easier when you have the words ready. Pick a cute, funny or longer paragraph ask below, with separate sections for a crush and for your wife or husband. What does "will you be my Valentine" mean? "Will you be my Valentine?" (also texted as "will u be my […]
- Coins of love, life, wife, love
"LOVE"is a Small Coin "LIFE" is a BIG Coin "Wife" is a Lucky Coin "Lover" is a Sweet Coin BUT, "FRIENDSHIP" is a GOLD Coin Keep it safe it..!
- By wife ....
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]
- Happy New Year, Miss You: Messages for Missing Someone
Not everyone you love will be in the room when the year turns. These Happy New Year, miss you messages are for a friend far away, a partner you can't see tonight, family working abroad, or someone you've simply lost touch with. Happy New Year, miss you: messages for a friend Remembering the warm hugs, […]
- Good Morning Sweety: Cute Messages for Her & Him
A good morning text is often the first thing your sweety reads after waking up. Here are sweet good morning messages for her and for him, short ones for busy mornings, and Roman Urdu wishes. Good morning sweety messages for her Three words that can changeA woman's mood forAlmost an entire day:"Good Morning Sweety / […]
- Good Night Messages for a Busy Person (After a Long Day)
When someone has been busy all day, they don't need a long message, just a kind one before they sleep. These good night texts are for a partner, friend or family member who worked late or had a tiring day. Good night messages for a busy person After the whole busy daySomeone nice is waiting […]
- I am using your wife
A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I […]
- Happy New Year My Love: Romantic Wishes for Him or Her
For the person you call sweetheart, darling, honey, baby or jaan: New Year wishes and prayers that work for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, plus messages for when you are apart tonight. Happy New Year, my love I will never be complete without your love,being closer to me makes me feel loved.I thank God […]
- Happy New Year Dad: Wishes and Messages for Father
Happy New Year wishes for your dad, papa or abbu: short lines he can read in one glance, messages from a son or daughter, a few funny ones, and wishes for a father figure, godfather or father-in-law. If you want prayers instead, see our New Year prayers for Dad. Short Happy New Year wishes for […]
- New Year Sorry Messages & Apology Wishes
If the year is ending with someone upset with you, a short sorry message before midnight can clear the air. Pick one for a friend, a family member or the person you love, and add their name before you send it. New Year sorry messages for friends and family As the new year approaches,forget the […]
- Kissing ur wife in ur home....
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."
- Happy New Year Prayers for My Dad
New Year prayers for your dad, father or Abbu: short prayers to send at midnight, Christian blessings, Islamic duas, and prayers for a father who is unwell, working abroad or no longer with you. For general greetings, see our Happy New Year wishes for father. Short New Year prayers for my dad All my prayers […]
- ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai
Roman Urdu question asking whether we open the Quran to read Allah's message as readily as we check our SMS inbox. Hum rozana inbox kholte hain k hamare dost ne konsa sms bheija hai, lekin Kia hum qozana QURAN kholte hain? k ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai sochiya ga zaror
- Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
- I Can't Go a Day Without Talking to You: Messages & Quotes
Some people you need to hear from every day, and some people seem fine going days without you. This page has texts for both: messages for the person you miss, and quotes for when the silence is telling you something. I can't go a day without talking to you I can go days without talking […]
- Wife said I'm dying
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!
- New Year Greetings & Card Messages
Not sure what to write inside a New Year card? Below are greetings for family, friends, colleagues and clients, formal and religious wording, and short lines to sign off with. New Year greetings for family Welcome New Year..We look forward to you..A year of wonderful happiness..A year of good health..A year of great success..A year […]
- Difference between wife & saali
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
- Best Diwali SMS Messages
Out of our great list of Diwali SMS Messages Collection, we think that following are considered best messages for diwali, simply "Best Diwali SMS Messages" TIP:-Holding CTRL and clicking on any of the following link will open it in new TAB. While holding SHIFT and clicking on any of the following link will open it […]
- Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you,Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion,That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I […]
- Education, Money, Wife & Friendship
Education gives Quality of Life! Money gives Quality of Respect! Wife gives Quality of Love! But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!
- Angry wife to her husband
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]