Murday say lipat kar roti hain

Hindi Wife SMS

A husband figures the neighbors' wives will at least show real emotion at his funeral, and makes his arrangements accordingly.

Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana...

Wife: wo Q?

Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

Related SMS

  1. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

    2. A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

  2. Besan ki roti, lemo ka achar ... happy rainy day

    3. Roman Urdu rain-day greeting pairing seasonal food (besan roti, lemon pickle) with friendship and love, plus a simple ASCII raindrop pattern. Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar, Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar, Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar, Mubark ho aapko, Barish ki bahar, / / / / / / / / / Happy […]

  3. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

    4. A Roman Urdu rain poem — dark clouds, a hidden moon, and memories of someone not here. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  4. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

    5. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhon se chalakte hain..!

  5. Dil mey KHUDA hain....sub mujh per FIDA hain

    6. Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujh per FIDAA hain...

  6. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

    7. Distance and disagreements are part of every friendship — but real ones always find their way back to each other. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

  7. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

    8. A maid consoles her mistress over the husband's alleged affair — then accidentally reveals she has personal reasons to disagree he'd cheat. naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab […]

  8. Hum to pagal hain

    9. Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain

  9. Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain

    10. ~Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain.. . ~Kiya Zarorat Ha Humein Aazmane Ki. .. ~Yaad Na Kro To Koi Gham Nahi.. ~Par Khawahish Na Karna Kabhi Bhool Jane Ki.. .. .!

  10. Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din

    11. Prayerful Roman Urdu Eid dua asking that all sadness lifts and every day carries Eid's fragrance. "EID Mubarak" Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din, Baqi na rahe aap ka koi gham eid k din, Aap k angan mein utre har roz khushion bhara chand or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.

  11. Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

    12. Comparing a friend who almost never replies to the World Cup — same low frequency, same long wait between appearances. Ghum me bhi maza aata he, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai, Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain, ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

  12. Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain

    13. Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain magar shikwa nahi kertay hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi kertay jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahtey hain jo uth ker chala jaye usey roka nahi kertay

  13. Intezar to sab kartay hain

    14. Jo hud say na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kiya Jo pyar karnay pay majboor na kar day wo iqrar hi kia, Intezar to sab kartay hain, saansain tootnay tuk Jo sath na day woh yaar hi kia

  14. Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

    15. Hum jaise dost hotay nahin sab k liye, Yeh tohfa hai kisi kisi k liye. Kion jala rakha hai shamma bujha dijiye Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

  15. Aap to khud aik gulab hain

    16. Kaun sa phool paish karon, Koi phool gulab nahin, Aap to khud aik gulab hain, Jiska koi jawab naheen...

  16. Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain

    17. Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain, Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain, Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain, k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

  17. Hum bhi kitne nadan hain

    18. Tare asman me chamkte hain Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain Hum bhi kitne nadan hain Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

  18. Hum se log hain naraz kis liye

    19. Dil se teri yad ko juda to nahi kia, Rakha jo tujhe yaad, bura to nahi kia, Hum se log hain naraz kis liye, Hum ne kabhi kisi ko khafa to nahi kia

  19. Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain

    20. Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain agar tum tak pohanch jaye tou bas itna samajh lena ye un jazbo'n ki khusbuu hay jinhai'n hum keh nahi sakte magar tum jo ijazat do tou chand lafzo'n main keh doon k tum bin jee nahi sakte ... K tum bin jee nahi sakte ...

  20. aik aas lagana chahte hain

    21. aik aas lagana chahte hain tere dar per ana chahte hain kuch nazre karam ho hum ager hum sarko jhukana chahte hain kia dogey hame sari khushian hum daman ko pehlana chahte hain tere kandhe pe sar rakh ker hum gham apna sunana chahte hain tum kya chahoge hum se kaho? hum khud ko mitana […]

  21. Kuch log tot kar chahtay hain

    22. kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.

  22. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

    23. A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

  23. 1 smile per log martay hain

    24. A punny Roman Urdu smile SMS advising everyone to keep smiling — apparently it is the most effective population control strategy available. Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain, So keep smilling.... To reduce ... Population:).

  24. Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain

    25. Longing Urdu Eid SMS: everyone agrees Eid is here, but the sender will only truly believe it when the reader walks through the door. Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain Tum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye

  25. Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho

    26. A misleading romantic image of flowers falling when you arrive — explained less flatteringly by your habit of walking into garden pots. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

  26. Jannat k 8 darwazay hain

    27. Roman Urdu SMS listing the eight gates of Paradise by name and closing with a dua that each gate may call out the reader's name. Jannat k 8 darwazay hain, 1.Jannatul mava 2.Darul maqam 3.Darul salam 4.Darul Khuld 5.Jannatul adan 6.Jannatul naim 7.Jannatul Kashif 8.Jannatul firdos Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat her darwazay se […]

  27. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

    28. A complaint about cheapskate friends who text but never call — and the bad luck of collecting exactly those kinds of people. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

  28. Aaho kon log bolty hain?

    29. A man confidently explains which kind of people say 'aaho' — then immediately proves his own point without noticing. 1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn??? 2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!! 1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ??? 2nd man : […]

  29. Aap hamare dil me rehte hain

    30. Warm Hindi Holi SMS sent a day early by someone who claims a place in the reader's heart and refuses to be beaten to the wish. Aap hamare dil me rehte hain, Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain. Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe […]

  30. Hum hain tere shukarguzar

    31. A short, sincere Roman Urdu Teacher's Day message thanking a teacher for the one gift that God and parents cannot directly give: knowledge. Khuda ne di zindgai Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar Lekin ilm or padhai k liye… Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !

  31. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    32. Roman Urdu verse about wanting others' happiness while sitting in wait, wondering when the person being thought of will send a message. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

  32. Ghamon say kia darna wo to sab hi ko miltay hain

    33. Ghamon say kia darna wo to sab hi ko miltay hain Pholon ko daikho hamaisha kanton k beech khiltay hain

  33. khush rehne ki duaaein di hain

    34. Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum. Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum. juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai, Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.