Murday say lipat kar roti hain

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1. Besan ki roti, lemo ka achar ... happy rainy day

Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar, Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar, Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar, Mubark ho aapko, Barish ki bahar, / / / / / / / / / Happy Rainy Day

2. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

3. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

4. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

5. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhon se chalakte hain..!

6. Dil mey KHUDA hain....sub mujh per FIDA hain

Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujh per FIDAA hain...

7. Wo khush naseeb hain k unhe auron ka pyar mila

wo khush naseeb hain k unhe auron ka pyar mila, hum apni takdeer say lartay reh gaye, hum to unki yaadon ko bhi samait na paaye, wo hamaray ashqon k zariye beh gaye.......

8. Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain,

Duniya mein sab begane hain, Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain, Guzre kal ki yahi kahani hain, Kuch khud baraad hue kuch unki meharbaani hain.

9. Unki tasveer ko seenay se laga lete hain

Unki tasveer ko seenay se laga lete hain, is tarah judai ka gham mita lete hain, kisi tara kabhi unka ziker ho jaye to, bheegi palko ko juka lete hain..

10. Naye saal ke avsar par dua karte hain

Kabhi hasaati hai too kabhi rulaati hai ye zindagi bhi na jaaane kitne raang dekhati hai haste ha to bhi ankhoon mein nami aaa jaati hai naa jaane ye kaissi yaadein hai joo dil meinn bas jaaati hai duaa karte hai es naye saal ke avsar par mere dostoon ke laboon per sada muskaaan rahe […]

11. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

12. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

13. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

14. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???

15. Hum to pagal hain

Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain

16. Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain

~Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain.. . ~Kiya Zarorat Ha Humein Aazmane Ki. .. ~Yaad Na Kro To Koi Gham Nahi.. ~Par Khawahish Na Karna Kabhi Bhool Jane Ki.. .. .!

17. Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din

"EID Mubarak" Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din, Baqi na rahe aap ka koi gham eid k din, Aap k angan mein utre har roz khushion bhara chand or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.

18. Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

Ghum me bhi maza aata he, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai, Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain, ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

19. Intezar to sab kartay hain

Jo hud say na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kiya Jo pyar karnay pay majboor na kar day wo iqrar hi kia, Intezar to sab kartay hain, saansain tootnay tuk Jo sath na day woh yaar hi kia

20. Aap to khud aik gulab hain

Kaun sa phool paish karon, Koi phool gulab nahin, Aap to khud aik gulab hain, Jiska koi jawab naheen...

21. Hum bhi kitne nadan hain

Tare asman me chamkte hain Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain Hum bhi kitne nadan hain Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

22. Hum se log hain naraz kis liye

Dil se teri yad ko juda to nahi kia, Rakha jo tujhe yaad, bura to nahi kia, Hum se log hain naraz kis liye, Hum ne kabhi kisi ko khafa to nahi kia

23. Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain

Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain agar tum tak pohanch jaye tou bas itna samajh lena ye un jazbo'n ki khusbuu hay jinhai'n hum keh nahi sakte magar tum jo ijazat do tou chand lafzo'n main keh doon k tum bin jee nahi sakte ... K tum bin jee nahi sakte ...

24. aik aas lagana chahte hain

aik aas lagana chahte hain tere dar per ana chahte hain kuch nazre karam ho hum ager hum sarko jhukana chahte hain kia dogey hame sari khushian hum daman ko pehlana chahte hain tere kandhe pe sar rakh ker hum gham apna sunana chahte hain tum kya chahoge hum se kaho? hum khud ko mitana […]

25. Kuch log tot kar chahtay hain

kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.

26. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

27. 1 smile per log martay hain

Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain, So keep smilling.... To reduce ... Population:).

28. Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain

Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain Tum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye

29. Jannat k 8 darwazay hain

Jannat k 8 darwazay hain, 1.Jannatul mava 2.Darul maqam 3.Darul salam 4.Darul Khuld 5.Jannatul adan 6.Jannatul naim 7.Jannatul Kashif 8.Jannatul firdos Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat her darwazay se ap ka nam pukara jaye."aameen"

30. Aaho kon log bolty hain?

1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn??? 2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!! 1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ??? 2nd man : aaho ... :P

31. Aap hamare dil me rehte hain

Aap hamare dil me rehte hain, Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain. Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai Happy Holi

32. Hum hain tere shukarguzar

Khuda ne di zindgai Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar Lekin ilm or padhai k liye… Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !

33. kub yaad kartay hain ?

Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...