Gaon mein clinic khol lon

Hindi Funny SMS

A doctor considers opening a clinic in a village, and his friend has a realistic concern about local graveyard capacity.

Aik doctor apne dost se:

"yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

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