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Computer mein windows
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
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- Her hal mein ALLAH per bharosa
- zara se cell mein de jagah tu
- Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
- Is pyari si subah mein
- Gaon mein clinic khol lon
- Rango mein ghuli ladki ...
- Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut
- Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein
- Husband wife mein larai hoi
- Bari fursat mein banaya hoga
- Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein
- Deepak mein agar noor na hota
- Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....
- aaj tumhein akeiley mein....
- Deepawali mein deepo ka didar
- Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai
- Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho
- Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
- Warid menu mein khushamdeed
- Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
- Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega
- Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?
- Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai
- Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
- Aaj kal mein free hun
- Paya tha jisay khuwab mein
- 1 pathan aero plane mein
- Ek baar le lo baahon mein Saajna
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- Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya
- Sardar on date with his girlfriend
Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu, Send=satto Insert=pao Download=thalle lao Delete=mitti pao Run=Nassu Search=Labbo ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...
Agar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle, To iska matlab he k WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he, Agar thori der se kare to Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha he Laikin Agar qabool na kare to aapka iman Azma raha he. Is liye hamen har Hal mein "ALLAH" per BHAROSA karna chahiye.
Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu, Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu, Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu, Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu, Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai, Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana, Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan, aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)
Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.
Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... " simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
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deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... k... ki... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........
Deepawali mein deepo ka didar Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hazaar. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Diwali¢â‚¬Â
Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai, To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se, Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main, Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se
Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho, Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan, Phir le ker aaounga Q k I'm Ramadan Al-widah :-( (jumma-tul-wida)
Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.
Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Buzrgon ka qual he ky. Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he. Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.
>G |'""\/"""| >– | –R‘I‘G >– |__|'v'|__| >D Aankhen KhuLi to Jaag Uthi Hasraten "TAMAM" Usko Bhi KHO Diya, Jisay Paaya tha KHUWAB me..!!
1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p
Man hi man karati hu baatein Dilki her ek baat kah jaati hu Ek baar le lo bahon mai ab to sajna Yahin her baar kahte kahte, ruk jaati hu!!! Happy Hug Day 2020
Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye... Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..
Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->