Computer mein windows

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar tech joke where the request to "install Windows" on a computer immediately prompts shopping for a hammer and a nail.

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

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