Passwords of computer

Fact of Life...

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)

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    2. A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

  2. Kiss in Physics & Computer

    3. Kiss Definition in Physics:- "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies" Kiss Definition in Computer:- "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"

  3. Even if most beautiful girl is picked,

    4. If a man is allowed to select a girl from 90 girls and Even if most beautiful is picked, There's still the pain of losing the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p

  4. I am using your wife

    5. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

  5. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

    6. Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

  6. Husband to a newly wed wife

    7. Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

  7. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

    8. A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

  8. Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

    9. Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.

  9. A line on a Husband's T shirt

    10. A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P

  10. Cut workload by 50%

    11. Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them:p

  11. Mom in the room

    12. When Your Mom Decides To Be In The Room While You're 0n The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google n Stare At It

  12. We can't kiss our elbow

    13. The fact that we can't kiss our elbow is enough to make us realize that something in life may seem to be very close to us but is still beyond our reach...!

  13. Girls look beautiful because....

    14. Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because

  14. I Miss You

    15. M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life […]

  15. Reason for crying of girls/boys

    16. Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"

  16. Choosing Career Is Like

    17. Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p

  17. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    18. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  18. Difference between wife & saali

    19. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  19. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    20. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

  20. Just show all your love on Valentine Day

    21. There is only one thing I wish to say There is only one day left for Valentine day Let all the lovers of the world unite Let there be peace and love in everyone's sight Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams Let everyone […]

  21. Wife treats husband

    22. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

  22. Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"

    23. Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]

  23. Fact of life: More often,v fall in love wid a person

    24. Fact of life: More often,v fall in love wid a person v can never live wid n sumtimes d one v truely LOVE remains either a friend or a stranger..

  24. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

    25. Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

  25. WIFE IS DANGEROUS

    26. LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

  26. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    27. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  27. Wife Happy New Year Message

    28. My New Year Is Happy, Because You Are In My Life, You Have Been My Rock, Lover And Confident. I Am Very Happy That You Are My Wife. If I Could Relive The Past, I Would Not Have Taken So Long To Make You My Wife.

  28. Will you be my valentine?

    29. On this day made just for lovers something weighs heavily on my mind yet still I have to question~ Will you be my valentine? There will be no roses delivered no chocolates that taste divine yet none of that matters to me~ Will you be my valentine? There will be no jewelry received from you […]

  29. You get to know who your friends are

    30. A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are...

  30. Husband at the bank

    31. Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

  31. Sending you 100,00,000 smiles

    32. Sending you 100,00,000 smiles, Take 1 for now * keep the remaining 99,99,999 under ur pillow, pick out 1 every morning bcoz I want 2 cu smiling always and always

  32. Message of the year

    33. Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

  33. Tied rakhi to the following boys

    34. 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis