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Passwords of computer
Fact of Life...
Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)
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Punjabi SMS translating standard Windows computer commands — send, download, delete, run, search — into their Punjabi equivalents with comic flair. Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu, Send=satto Insert=pao Download=thalle lao Delete=mitti pao Run=Nassu Search=Labbo ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
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A quick observation about why girls cry for a thousand reasons but boys just one. Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"
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A December message asking God to finish your remaining goals before the year ends. Happy last month of the year May God achieve your all remaining goals in this last month of the year, Whatever u havn't completd in 11 months Ameen!
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.
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A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
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There is only one thing I wish to say There is only one day left for Valentine day Let all the lovers of the world unite Let there be peace and love in everyone's sight Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams Let everyone […]
Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p
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What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
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The classic phone metaphor applied to girls — cheeky but very shareable. Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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