Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay

Hindi Sardar SMS

Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

Related SMS

  1. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

    2. Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦ Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

  2. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    3. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  3. Group of people

    4. '' A Group Of People From My Ummah Will Continue To Fight In Defense Of Truth And Remain Triumphant Until The Day Of Judgment ...'' (Muslim)

  4. R: is for red, RED: is for blood

    5. R: is for red. RED: is for blood BLOOD: is for heart HEART: is for love LOVE: is for you YOU: is for me ME: is for you. (((I MISS YOU)))

  5. Family isn't always blood.

    6. Family isn't always blood. It's the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who would do anything to see you smile and who love you no matter what.

  6. My blood is not costly

    7. My blood is not costly, It is very cheap. But, My heart is very very costly, Bcoz, it is full of . . . . "YOUUUU"

  7. Interesting research about all blood groups

    8. Interesting research about all blood groups A+ : Good Leadership A- : Hard Working B+ : Can give up [sacrifice] for others. B- : Non - flexible, Selfish & Sadistic O+ : Born to Help O- : Narrow minded AB+ : Very Difficult to Understand AB- : Sharp & INtelligent.

  8. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte

    9. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte, dil me apki jaga dikha nahi sakte Kuch rishtay anmol hote hain Kitne, ye hum apko samjha nahi Sakte.

  9. 1 pathan airhostess se

    10. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

  10. Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga

    11. Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga Mera Har Din Teri Us Raat Se Aacha Hoga Na Ho Yaqeen To Jhaak Lena Apni Doli Se Mera Janaza Teri Baarat Se Aacha Hoga

  11. Sardar on phone:

    12. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  12. Plz call me, its urgent

    13. Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

  13. You will die within 2 hours

    14. Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

  14. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

    15. Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

  15. Us ki yaadon main

    16. Us ki yaadon main, Us ki baaton main, Kahin mera aqs bhi jhilmilata hoga, Lakh masroof hoga, Apnay kamoon main, Phir bhi hamain soch ker kabhi to muskurata ho ga.

  16. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

    17. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

  17. O tere result da ki banya?

    18. Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

  18. Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

    19. Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

  19. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    20. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

  20. Doctor suggested full body Xray

    21. Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

  21. 1 memon or arbi

    22. 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna...!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha […]

  22. Monkeys play football

    23. Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

  23. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

    24. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga, Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga, Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna, Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga.. Good Luck & All the best

  24. New year dua shayari

    25. Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy New Year

  25. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga

    26. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga, jo bhule tumhain woh nadaan hoga. Aap to basti ho rooh mein hamari, Aap humain na bhulain ye apka ehsan hoga.

  26. We were using duplicate key

    27. Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key

  27. Pani dene se pehle boil...

    28. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

  28. It's a girls world

    29. It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]

  29. Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,

    30. Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

  30. 7 reasons positive emotions are good

    31. 7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart: 1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely 2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body 3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout 4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure 5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol 6-Holding […]

  31. Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen

    32. Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga, ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga.. Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen, jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga...

  32. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    33. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  33. Mujhe sardar bana do

    34. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.