Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay

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1. Interesting research about all blood groups

Interesting research about all blood groups A+ : Good Leadership A- : Hard Working B+ : Can give up [sacrifice] for others. B- : Non - flexible, Selfish & Sadistic O+ : Born to Help O- : Narrow minded AB+ : Very Difficult to Understand AB- : Sharp & INtelligent.

2. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

3. Group of people

'' A Group Of People From My Ummah Will Continue To Fight In Defense Of Truth And Remain Triumphant Until The Day Of Judgment ...'' (Muslim)

4. Family isn't always blood.

Family isn't always blood. It's the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who would do anything to see you smile and who love you no matter what.

5. My blood is not costly

My blood is not costly, It is very cheap. But, My heart is very very costly, Bcoz, it is full of . . . . "YOUUUU"

6. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

A doctor asks a husband if he and his wife share the same blood type. Husband says of course — she's been drinking his for fifty years. Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera […]

7. R Is for Red, Red Is for Blood: Love Chain Messages

This chain message has been passed around for years: each line picks up the last word of the one before until it lands on you. Here is our original, then new ones in the same style. R is for red, red is for blood R: is for red.RED: is for bloodBLOOD: is for heartHEART: is […]

8. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte

Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte, dil me apki jaga dikha nahi sakte Kuch rishtay anmol hote hain Kitne, ye hum apko samjha nahi Sakte.

9. Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

10. 1 pathan airhostess se

Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

11. Husband - tum kon hoo ?

Husband asks wife who she is; when she protests he'd forgotten her, he says alcohol erases every sorrow. Husband - tum kon hoo Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

12. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor. Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

13. Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

A Sardar joke where a request to see India's national flag prompts an entirely reasonable follow-up question about available color options. Sardar to Shopkeeper:- Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya. Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

14. Mujhe sardar bana do

Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar […]

15. Pani dene se pehle boil...

A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

16. Computer mein windows

A Sardar tech joke where the request to "install Windows" on a computer immediately prompts shopping for a hammer and a nail. Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

17. Gun main nay chupa di thi

A Sardar gets robbed at knifepoint and a friend asks why he didn't use his gun — the explanation involves practical thinking about what else might get stolen. Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori […]

18. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

19. Sardar 2 doctor

A Sardar tells his doctor he can't see people when talking — and the symptom turns out to describe a feature common to every phone call. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

20. You will die within 2 hours

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

21. Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!

22. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

23. Pair of strange socks

A sardar joke about matching odd socks — he has another pair just like them. Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

24. Reports got mixed up

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!

25. A or T ka kiya rishta howa ?

"A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ka dada "G" "G" ki biwi "K", "K" ki beti "T", To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta ha ??? Answer= Husband & Wife

26. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

27. What relationship do A n T Share?

A chain-relationship riddle that traces six letter-coded relatives through marriages and generations to ask what A and T are to each other. A ki biwi B B ki bhabhi C C ki beti V V ke dada G G ki biwi K K ki beti T So what relationship do A n T share?

28. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

29. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog. Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa […]

30. Plz call me, its urgent

A fake urgency message that builds tension before landing an animal insult. Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

31. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

Sardar lists every possible life problem for God to send him — God interrupts and tells him to just say he wants a wife. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

32. Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

A husband lying in bed next to his large wife poses a philosophical question about how to go — and instantly regrets the answer. Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi […]

33. Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....

A Sardar kid reports a magic trick — bathroom light turns on by itself when he opens the fridge door. Mom immediately knows what happened. Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya..... Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree. Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa