You will die within 2 hours

Related SMS

1. A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

2. Challenge to live for 24 hours

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]

3. after 24 hours everyone will wish u

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBARAK

4. Days r too busy, hours r too fast

Days r too busy, hours r too fast, sec r too few, but there's always time for me to remember a nice friend like u

5. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

6. Lonely hours is the thoughtful time

Lonely hours is the best time of life, because its the only time I share my deepest secrets with the most trusted person in the world,,, Myself.

7. Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

8. Doctor suggested full body Xray

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

9. Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

10. Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay

A doctor's observation about matching blood groups prompts a Sardar husband to offer a very different explanation for how that happened. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group aik hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga; 25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

11. Mujhe sardar bana do

Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar […]

12. Pani dene se pehle boil...

A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

13. Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

14. Sardar 2 doctor

A Sardar tells his doctor he can't see people when talking — and the symptom turns out to describe a feature common to every phone call. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

15. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

16. We were using duplicate key

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key

17. Chances of my recovering?

A doctor's odd way of saying 100% recovery — with fatal statistics behind it. Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

18. Lips pe infection

A woman tells her doctor her lips are infected — the doctor's diagnosis and his reasoning are both fairly unkind. Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

19. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

A sardar joke about a sleepless train night and a misunderstood berth exchange. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

20. A sardarji Doctor falls in love

A Sardar doctor writes a love letter to a nurse but the closing salutation makes clear that professional habit got the better of him. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

21. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor. Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

22. Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

23. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

24. Chemical symbols & sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

25. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. […]

26. Checking patient at home

A sheikh invites a doctor to check a patient at home, but the real motive becomes clear once they arrive. Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: […]

27. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

28. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

29. Is that a sun or moon

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

30. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

31. Happy 2027 Blessings!

May the 12 hours of AM; The 12 hours of PM; And the 12 months of the New Year be filled with love, peace, happiness, contentment, riches and bliss! Happy 2027!

32. Good / bad news after wife accident

A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]

33. Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!