Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

Hindi Funny SMS

A mosquito bites someone in broad daylight; when challenged, it explains the economy is bad and it's doing overtime.

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?"
Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

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    31. durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh! har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh! kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh! dil kay har sawal main rahta hai woh!

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  33. What to do when mosquito bites?

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