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1. Same mobile phone chargers

Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

2. My phone is like my lover...

My phone is like my lover... It's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to ever morning!

3. Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

4. Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math question 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house 6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time 7. be able to […]

5. Checking patient at home

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

6. Pyar chupta nahi chupanay say

Laakh miltay hain hum bahanay say Pyar chupta nahi chupanay say Ummar guzari hay dar-badar apni Hum hillay thay zara thikanay say Aik jadu sa kar gaye mujh par Kuch makaan thay puranay say Baat karta raha main us say magar Baat banti nahi bana'nay say Ho jo mumkin to yeh bhi kar dekho Tum […]

7. Sheikh ki beti ka operation

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai Sheikh bola lao mujhay do Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

8. Kion ho ???

Kia hai jo pyar to chupate kion ho Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kion ho Jal rahay ho mere pyar ki bhatti mein Phir hijar ka dard cupate kion ho Khuwabon mein bhi agar iqrar nahi To khuwaboon mein phir aate kion ho Nazrain mila ke sharma jate ho jo Nazrain hum se milaate hi […]

9. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay

Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay, hum bhi chup chaap phira kertay thay, Aankhon mein pyaas howa kerti thi, Dil mein toofan utha kertay thay, Loog aatay they ghazal sunne ko, Hum teri baat kia kertay thay, Such samajhtay they teray wadon ko, Raat din ghar mein raha kertay thay, Woh bhi kia din […]

10. Barsaat Reh Gai..

Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai, Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai, Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho, Lab To Meray Khulay Thay Magar Baat Reh Gai, Mai Haar K Bhi Khush Hoon k Tum Jeet To Gaey, Qismat Main Meri Maat Thi So Maat Reh Gai, Daaman Main […]

11. Pyar ke ujalon main ghum ka andhaira hion aata hai

Pyar ke ujalon main ghum ka andhaira hion aata hai, Jisko hum chahtey hain wohi kion rulata hay? Merey khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aisay logon say phir mujhey kion milata hay?

12. Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan, Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan, Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu, jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

13. Anmol na thay..!

ankhon me jo tehreerain theen! honto pay vo bol na thay... Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq! Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay... Hum ne us ko toot k chaha! ye us ka haq tha lakin... Wo b hum ko toot k chahey! Hum itnay "ANMOL'' na thay....

14. Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahin hoti

15. Wo yar hamara kaisa hai ?

Aye moj-e-hawa,Ab tu hi bata, Wo yar hamara kaisa hai? Jo bhool gaya hum ko kab se, Wo jaan se pyara kaisa hai ? Kia us ko jeewan lamho mein, Koi lamha mera baqi hai ? Kia uski jaagti aankhon main, Meri yaad se phaili udasi hai ? Kia wo bhi meri tarah yun hi, […]

16. Mohabbaton k baad bhi..

Main usay kaise aikaila chor don is rah main sath jo chalta raha majboriyon k baad bhi. ban k khusboo rach gya hy yun mere ehsas main door ho paya nahi woh dooriyon k bad bhi rafta rafta us ko bhi ye duniya ra'as aa gye muskra k woh mila hy ranjishon k bad bhi […]

17. Koi titli hamarey paas aati bhi, to kia aati

Koi titli hamarey paas aati bhi, to kia aati, Yun ghut-ghut k mar jana, hamain manzoor tha laikin, Kisi kam-zarf per zahir na ki majbooriyan hum nay, Hum is mehmil main bus ek baar sach bolay thay, Zabaan per umer bhar mehsoos ki chingariyon ham nay, Samajhtay thay magar phir bhi na rakhi dooriyan humne, […]

18. Wastay nahi chaltay

Sochnay samajhnay say, sath sath chalnay say, doriyan simat ti hain, faslay nahi chaltay, khawab khawab ankhon main, ratjagay nahi chaltay, darguzar k halqay main, maslay nahi chaltay, dosti k raston ki, parwarish zarori hai, dosti k rastay main, khafgiyan nahi chalti, do dilon ki qurbat main, Teesra nahi hota, wastay nahi chaltay.

19. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

20. Meri saadgi mera jurm hay

Yahan chahton ka sila nahi, yahan dosti ka maza nahi, yahan janay kesi hawa chali, Rahi dostoon main wafa nahi, yahan jal gaya mera aashiana, Abhi badlon ko pata nahi, Teray dar pe dastak de sakon, ye haq to tum ne dia nahi, Main raahi hon raah-e-umeed ka, Mujhay manzilon ka pata nahi, Be bas […]

21. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai? Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai? Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA, Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai, Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID, NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA […]

22. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

23. Guddu gana ga raha tha

Guddu gana ga raha tha, "aaj main ooper Aasma neechay" To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara, Bhala kion??? kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi. hehe:p

24. Dosti dil hay demagh nahi,

Dosti dil hay demagh nahi, Dosti soch hai awaz nahi, Koi ankhon say nahin daikh sakta dosti ka rishta, Kion k, dosti ehsas hay andaaz nahi.

25. I'm talking to my wife

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

26. Pyar ka dard meetha hota hay

Na janay tum pay itna yaqeen kion hay? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kion hay?? Pyar ka dard meetha hota hay... to aankh say nikla yeh ansu namkin kion hay?

27. Kaisi bachon si baatain kartay ho

Mujsay bicher kay kush rahtay ho Meri tarah tum bi jothay ho Eik diwar pay chand nikla tha Main yeh samjah tum baithay ho Ojlay ojlay phool khelay thay Bilkul jaisay tum hanstay thay Mujay sham bata dayti hai Tum kaisay kapray pehnay ho Dil ka hall para chahray say Sahil say lahrain gintay ho […]

28. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

29. Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Moral of the movie Ghajini... Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent...

30. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

31. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

32. Aftari main sirf tumhari kami thi

Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose bi thay pakoray bi thay sharbat bhi tha kele bhi the saib bhi the angoor bhi the Khujoor bhi thi bas aik tumhari kami thi Kharboozay!

33. Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon

Udaas na hona kion k main sath hon, Samnay na sahi per aas paas hoon, Aankhon ko band karo dil se yaad karo, Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon,