Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,

Hindi Punjabi SMS

Punjabi verse reworking folk legends — Sassi, Heer, Sahiba — landing on the joke that the speaker only wants Sahiba's brother kept away.

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

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