Punjabi sms jokes & text messages collection. This collection includes Punjabi SMS Messages, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Punjabi SMS Jokes, Punjabi Shayari and Punjabi Messages for Punjabi speaking peoples.
Punjabi SMS: Punjabi shayari and funny lines in Roman Punjabi
Punjabi SMS / Text Messages
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
A witty Punjabi-flavored morning SMS confessing to God that intelligence was being handed out elsewhere when the sender arrived.
Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning”
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
Punjabi SMS using number-word puns — thirteen/thought, twenty/remember — to tease the recipient about not thinking of the sender often enough.
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o
Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea
Punjabi verse of longing: every happiness is squandered on the memory of a beloved who likely does not think of the speaker as much.
Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea,
Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,
ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,
Kash "oh" vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.
Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan
Punjabi verse about carrying the beloved in memory not as forgetting but as keeping them alive inside the soul even across distance.
Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,
Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.
Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Rajasthani-dialect SMS (Tharo/Maro) about the full-body thrill of receiving a text from the beloved — every pore tingles, every limb quickens.
Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste
Punjabi verse about the beloved's hold on the speaker's moods: a single grudge from them would be devastating to overcome.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
Punjabi verse about the beloved's absolute power: the speaker laughs and cries to match them, yet one sulk would cost the sender everything.
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
Punjabi SMS about deliberately walking past the beloved's lane, then taunting that even the local police inspector is a friend of the sender.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Punjabi SMS with exam-hall humor: two people stealing glances at each other instead of the paper, so neither could write a word.
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Punjabi verse about the agony of helplessness: the speaker could stop the beloved from leaving only if there were strength to do so.
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda
rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi
Punjabi verse rewriting Punjab's folk romances — Mirza, Mahiwal, Ranjha, Punnu — with modern twists like court marriages, mobile calls, and Manali trips.
rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda