Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi

Hindi Insult SMS

A mock-poetic insult dressed in Urdu verse before landing on the complaint that one person like you was already too many.

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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