Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Hindi Funny SMS

Declares the worst punishment for friends is not a shoe-beating but being made to smell a sweaty sock.

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain...

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