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Susti ki intiha
Peak laziness: a boy refuses to get his own water and engineers a situation where his threatening father brings it for him.
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
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