Susti ki intiha

Hindi Funny SMS

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

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    2. Kise ki khatir mohabbet ki intiha kar do Per itna bhi nahi kay usay Khuda kar do Mat chaho kise ko tot kar itnay kay Kay usay apni wafaoun say hi bay wafa kar do

  2. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

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  3. Itne kum marks..??

    4. Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

  4. Whom do u like more mama or papa

    5. Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur […]

  5. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut

    6. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

  6. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

    7. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

  7. Sun loo

    8. PAS Aao, Ik Ilteja sun lo. Pyar Ha Be-Panah sun lo Ek Tumhi ko Khud sa Manga ha.. Jab b Koi Dua Mangi Sun lo. Ibteda Ishq ki How Tum Sa. Tum ko Chahat Ki Inteha Sun lo. Bin tere je nahi sakunge main.. Lot Ao mere Sada sun lo. Dekh lo Zindagi Adhuri ha.. […]

  8. PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

    9. Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

  9. New year wish.

    10. ONE GLASS WATER, ONE GLASS BEER, OH MY DEAR, "HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-)

  10. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    11. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  11. mere hamsafar

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  12. Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

    13. Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

  13. Pani dene se pehle boil...

    14. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

  14. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

    15. Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

  15. Dua kon karay ga?

    16. 1 Din maa se pocha k maa k marnay k baad, dua kon karay ga? Tu maa boli! Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi rait mein nami reh jati hay

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  17. Main duniya bhool jata hon

    18. Nazar jub tum se milti hai main khud ko bhool jata hoon, Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai, main khud ko bhool jata hon, Tumhain milne se pehle main bohut sajta sanwarta hon, Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main khud ko bhool jata hon, Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi naam likhta hon, Magar kuch tum […]

  18. 1 pathan airhostess se

    19. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

  19. rook kar dikhaye

    20. Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain" Iss ka future tense banao! Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

  20. Ankhain teri raat ko jaagna chor dain

    21. khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night

  21. Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu

    22. Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!! Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu

  22. Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna

    23. Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna, Kitna mushkil hai yeh kaam ker k daikhna, Kis qadar udas guzarti hain meri shamain, Yaad kisi ko kisi shaam kar k daikhna...

  23. Friendship is like a glass

    24. Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!

  24. Mere ashqon ka har qatraa,

    25. Mere ashqon ka har qatraa, Tere Mohabbat ki nishaani hai, Jo tu samjhe to moti hai, Tu na samjhe to paani hai

  25. Scratches cant be removed.!

    26. Relations are like glass; A scratch in one side will reflect on other side too, Always handle feelings with care because scratches cant be removed.!

  26. 1 stone is enough 2 break a glass

    27. 1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass, 1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart, 1 word is enough to fall in love & 1 friend is enough to live in this world.

  27. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

    28. Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

  28. Her ada aus ki pasad thi apni

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  29. Aankhain Khuwab Dekhti Hain

    30. Aankhain khuab dekhti hain Kisi say mil janey ka Ya khud ko kho denay ka Tanha reh janay ka Khud ko aar denay ka, Chahat haar denay ka Aankhain khuab dekhti hain Bichray huye lamhon ka Kisi raastay per mil janay ka Zakhmon kay sil janey ka Zamanay kay guzer janay ka Khuab kay hasil […]

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