Mosam shabab ka

Hindi Insult SMS

A string of poetic images — youth, wine, the veil, the rose — before the final line abruptly calls the SMS reader a frog in a pond.

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”

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