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1. Mosam shabab ka

Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka in main sab sey haseen to dekho sms parhne wala ¢â‚¬Å“mendak talab ka¢â‚¬Â

2. Da Charsadday Zalmii

Da Charsadday Zalmii Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee, Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee, Che Barood Vee Da Asmana, Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee, Che Pa Shundo Bus Jara Vee, Starge Hmm Dhakey Da Nam Vee, Che Da Gullon Pa Mosam Kii, Da Golo, Dazo Mosam Vee, Che Bajaur, Waziristan Ke, Hmm Pa […]

3. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

4. Che Nari Waghe Marghan Zama Pa Qabar

Che Nari Waghe Marghan Zama Pa Qabar Bia De Na Jari Janan Zama Pa Qabar Bulbulan Che Pre Da Gham Sandari Wai Sa Hajat Day Da Khafgan Zama Pa Qabar Pa Jwandun Ye Da Nafrata Zarge dak wo, Us Walar De Pareshan Zama Pa Qabar Che Ye Kuz Kram Da Lahad Thoro Thiaro Tha Pa […]

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6. Happy summer season

Aamo ki khsuhbu, Barish ki bahar, Garmi ka mosam, aney ko tayar, Thori si masti, Thora sa payar, Load shading k liye, raho tayaar, "HAPPY SUMMER SEASON YAAR..!"

7. Advance Ramzan Mubarak.

Express Breaking News: Pakistani Mahireen Aur Ulma Ye Sabit Kar Chuky Hain K, 29 Jun 2014 Ko Rat Ko 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird 1 Awaz Gonjey Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se zabar Dasti Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Is Awaz Ka Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga Awaz Kuch Is […]

8. Santa, Kachha and parosan

Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

9. ibadat main 2 chizain

Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}

10. Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

Meri Or ¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

11. Aey ibne ADAM!

Aey ibne ADAM! Tujhe kia ho gaya hai? Tu ne apni namazon, Duaon aur ibadaton ko sir pareshani aur museebat k waqt k liye hi rakha huwa hai, Tujhey 70ma'aon se ziadah chahnay wale RAB Ta'AALA ko sirf apni waqti khuwahishon k liye naraz kia howa hai.. Aey insan, zara soch to sahi...

12. Bayghairut zameen per

Congratulation! Amir Khan Ne apni Film K Second part k liay ap ko Chun lia hai Jiss Mai ap ka Bohat Main Role Hai Film Ka Name hai Bayghairut zameen per

13. Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho

Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho, Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye, K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho

14. Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To, . . . Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre, . . . Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P "Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"

15. Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend, Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet, Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao, "MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO" :P

16. December Ki Pehli Barsaat

Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat Bheegi Si Yaad Bhuli Hui Baat Bhula Hua Waqt Wo Bheegi c Aankhai'n Wo Beeta Hua Saath Mubarak Ho Aap Ko December Ki Pehli Barsaat

17. Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke ashna latawa, Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa. Ka pa dunya v khushali za khushali sa kaom, ma da ghamuno pa mairo sahar saba latawa. Charta shledale griwan gora sarbabare Imdad, Da yaar pa gham k ye naskor sar pa sehra latawa.

18. Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham..

Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she.. Kala kala da ashna da ghaary haar sham.

19. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

20. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

21. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

22. Hindi New Year Joke SMS

2020 Mai Bohat Bar Aisa Howa Jab Maine Tumhe Tang Kiya Pareshan Kiya Mushkil Mai Dala Tumhara Mazak Uraya Magar Ajj Mai Sirf Ye Kehna Chahra Hu . . . . . Ziadah senti na ho Q k K Mai Ye Sub 2016 Mai Bi Karu Ga :D :-P

23. EK sardar ki faryad

Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo, Muje tumse koi taluq nai raKhna, Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha, Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

24. Dil ki gehraiyun se happy new year

Sada dur raho gham ki parchaiyon se, samna na ho kabhi tanhayion se, har arman har khwab pura ho aapka yahi dua hai Dil ki gahraiyon se HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014.

25. Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

26. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha […]

27. Teri yaad arahi hay / Enjoy sawan

' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , 'HAPPY, ' , ' , ' ' ', ' ,'RAINY,' , ' , ' ,' , ' , ',DAY,' ,',' , , ' , ' ',' , ' , ', ,',' ENJOY WEATHER Mosam b hy suhana […]

28. Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

Makai ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

29. Lovely hindi new year shayari msg

Dil se nikli dua hai hmari, zindgi mein mile apko khushiyan sari, gham na de khuda apko kabhi, chahe to ek khushi kam karde hamari. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U

30. Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din

"EID Mubarak" Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din, Baqi na rahe aap ka koi gham eid k din, Aap k angan mein utre har roz khushion bhara chand or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.

31. News reporter & pathan

News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di. Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye? Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait […]

32. Subha se le kar sham tak

Subha se le kar sham tak, Sham se le ker raat tak, Raat se le kar subha tak, Subha se phir shaam tak . . . . . . . Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay

33. tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,

tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile, tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..