1 kanjos tha

Hindi Funny SMS

Describes someone as an extreme cheapskate with escalating adjectives — then tells the reader that person is nothing compared to them.

1 kanjos tha

khalis kanjos

bilkul kanjos

bohut bara kanjos

zabardust kanjos

Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ?

Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!

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    11. A mock court verdict: anyone who read the SMS without sending one back is officially declared a Memon (i.e., a cheapskate). Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko mad-e-nazar rakhte howay ye adalt, dafa 420 k tahet $m$ parhne wale ko $m$ na bhejne k jurm me "MEMON" Qarar deti hai.

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