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Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai
De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata,
Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata,
Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata
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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
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>---> >---> Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja
Dosti mein humne chaha use itna , ki khud ko hi bhul gaye hum , aur isi haal me khush the hum , par jab todti dosti humse usne , sirf zinda lash banke reh gaye hum
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room jata to darwaza khol kar jata. Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart
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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D
Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye, sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)
Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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D se dosti, D se dil, D se dillagi D se dard. per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k S se sms aur C se call bhi na kar sako! samje?
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