1 Anokhi dua

Hindi Politics SMS

A second version of the satirical blessings SMS using Pakistani political figures to frame unconventional — and unflattering — well-wishes.

1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,

Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,

Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili

Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

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