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1. Meetha sa dard dil mein utha abhi abhi

Meetha sa dard dil mein utha abhi abhi, Kya tune yaad kiya abhi abhi? Ek arse se mulaqat nahi hui Phir bhi lagta hai tum mile abhi abhi.

2. Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay

Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay, Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay, Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi, Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

3. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, Wah wah wah? arz kia he Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

4. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

5. Yaad ban kar tumhe rulate rahenge

hum farz-e-dosti yuhi nibhate rahenge, waqt bewaqt yuhi satate rahenge, dua karo ki umar bahut lambi ho humari, nahi to yaad ban kar tumhe rulate rahenge.

6. Friendship is about....

4 my sweet n world best loving friends Friendship isn't about "I m sorry" it's about "kamine teri ghalti hai" It's not about "I'm here 4 u" It's about "Kahan hay nalayak?" Its not about "I understand" Its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos" It's not about "I care 4 u" it's about […]

7. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,¢â‚¬Å“1 banday ka nashta kam banana¢â‚¬Â

8. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

9. Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko,

Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko, Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko, Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha, Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manain kiss ko.

10. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath

Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,, ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,, mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, tab jana,,, rah b chalti rahi hai, meri raftaar k sath,,, ham to yusaf nahi,bazaar-e-sukhan mein "FRAAZ" yun hi chal parte hein,har ik kharidaar k sath.

11. Tujhey be-wafa bana dia

Aaj achanak teri yad ny rula diya Kya karon tum ny jo mujhy bhula diya Na karty wafa to na milti ya saza Meri wafaon ny tujhy be-wafa bana diya.

12. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

13. Naya saal mubarak

Aa gaya hai nayaa saal Is naye saal men aao karen kaamana ke ye sabhi ko rakhe khushahaal jo hain gareeb aur kangaal unako bhi ye bana de maalaamaal Desh ke bhrashtaachaar ko mita de aur le aaye ek majaboot Lokpaal Naya sal mubarak

14. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay

Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay, hum bhi chup chaap phira kertay thay, Aankhon mein pyaas howa kerti thi, Dil mein toofan utha kertay thay, Loog aatay they ghazal sunne ko, Hum teri baat kia kertay thay, Such samajhtay they teray wadon ko, Raat din ghar mein raha kertay thay, Woh bhi kia din […]

15. Jab dil nay nazron ko dekha to gunah ho gaya

Jab dil nay nazron ko dekha to gunah ho gaya , jab us nay mujh ko dekha to bayqrar ho gaya . Maine dil se pucha yeh tumhe kya ho gaya, has kar dil ne kaha mujhe pyar ho gaya .

16. anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,

anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K naukri tum karo salary meri ho.

17. chand kisi aur ka ho gaya

Arz hai: Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya, mai dewana ho gaya,chand badalo mai kho gaya, maine badal hatne ka intjar kiya, tabtak chand kisi aur ka ho gaya..

18. Mein Haqeeqat Houn Samajhtey Hein Woh Afsaana Mujhey

Mein Haqeeqat Houn Samajhtey Hein Woh Afsaana Mujhey Khud Jalaatey Hein Bana Kar Apna Parwaana Mujhey Gardash-e-Dauraan Se Kehdo Housh Ke Baatein Karey! Gham Ke Toofaanoun Se Bhi Aata Hey Takraana Mujhey Un Se Un Ki Bazm Mein Itna Hi Keh Ke Uthh Gaya Raunaqein Tum Ko Mubarak Aur Veeraana Mujhey Jaaney Kya Aadmi Tha, […]

19. Acha wohe raha jo in ko nibha gaya

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama gaya.. Sehra main goya jasay hoo selaab aagya.. Ankhoon na meri ansoo say ashna thii.. Askhoo ka aaj tu hoon darya bhaa gaya... Main us ko bewafa kahoon mumqin nahi dost.. Her jand zakham dil pay wo meray laga gaya.. Jinay ki baat or hay marnay ki baat […]

20. Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi

Rasm-e-ulfat sikha gaya koi, Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi, Taa qayamat kisi tarah na bujhe, Aag aisi laga gaya koi...

21. Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya

Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai ke aise mile k phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

22. Please bike taze na chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

23. dil to dil tha

rooty es kader menaya na gaya. door itna ho gaye paas bulaya na gaya. dil to dil tha samendar ki ret nahe. likha diya jo naam to mitaya na gaya.

24. Lohri Song

Sunder mundriye ho! Tera kaun vicaharaa ho! Dullah bhatti walla ho! Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho! Ser shakkar payee ho! Kudi da laal pathaka ho! Kudi da saalu paatta ho! Salu kaun samete! Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti! Zamindaar sudhaye! bade bhole aaye! Ek bhola reh gaya! Sipahee far ke lai gaya! Sipahee ne mari […]

25. Itna hi kehna hay tum say, mumkin ho to aa jaana

baat chali teri aankhon say ja pohnchi paimanay tuk kheinch rahi hai teri ulfat, aaj mujhey maikhanay tuk ishq ki batain ghum ki batain, dunya walay kertay hain kis nay shama ka dukh dekha, kaun gaya parwanay tuk ishq nahin hay tum ko mujh say, sirf bahanay kerti ho yun hi bahanay qayam rakhna, tum […]

26. Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi […]

27. Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Chum Cham Cham . . . . Musharraf ki chhaliya Nawaz Shareef ka paan Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh, Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali Benazir ko goli lagi Sari dunya roney lagi Rotey rotey bhook lagi Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi Gillani tmhare nana nhi Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI DILLI se lae Billi Billi ne […]

28. Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray, Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs, Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon, Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs, Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula […]

29. Teri sula ke lu?

teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu.

30. Teri girl friend gaye bazar

twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

31. apni yadoon ka ghulam ker gaya

aaj door se hi koi salam kar gaya, apni yadon ka ghulam ker gaya , apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas, aaj wohi humain nilaam kar gaya........

32. Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya

Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya, aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi aayi woh bhi mere khuwab main ana bhool gaya, bahaar ne jub se aana chore diya mousam bhi apna phool khilana bhool gaya, chalte chalte main usko gher lay aayi woh bhi muj se apna […]

33. Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya

Yeh kaun muskura kar idhar say guzar gaya, Bay noor rastoon main ujala bikhar gaya, Socha bohut kisi say pyar na ho magar, Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya..