Katori utha aur shuru ho ja

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1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal ¢â‚¬Å“KATORI¢â‚¬Â utha aur shuru ho ja.

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