Katori utha aur shuru ho ja

Hindi Funny SMS

Four blessings listed like a prayer or good-wishes message — then the twist that you've memorized your begging bowl speech perfectly.

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

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