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Similarity between C.A & Miss Universe
Whats the similarity
between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?
. . . . . . .
Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D
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- Similarity between chewing gum & begum
- The universe is Finite...
- FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE
- I miss u as much as u miss air while stop breathing
- I miss the old us
- Please do not MISS me
- I miss you and all v share
- How much I miss you
- When you miss someone special like u.
- You make me miss you so much! :-)
- Meant by I Miss you
- Miss someone you see everyday
- I miss our conversations
- I Always Miss You
- I miss my friends
- Miss me or hate me
- Miss me or Hate me
- I like u, miss u, love u
- Full form of KISS MISS
- Did I miss something?
- Did i miss something
- Whenever you miss someone
- We miss each other. .
- Oops I miss U
- 1 sec. without u =100 years. Miss U
- I miss you always...
- I miss you (secret sms)
- If you miss an opportunity
- How much we miss our freinds nobody knows
- I miss you daddy
- I miss you since you left
- I miss you Daddy
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don't exist.
What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...
Astronomers say "The universe is Finite..." Which is a comforting Thought For those people , Who cannot remember Where they leave Things
FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE. Deep like OCEAN. High like SKY. Strong like IRON. Kind like MOTHER. & cute like ME.
Close your eyes, relax your body, 'N stop breathing as long as you can Now breath... I miss you as much as you missed the air..!
I miss you. No, let me correct that, I miss the old you. I miss the old you that cared about me And the old you that would treat me so well. The old you that would talk to me every day and always have me smiling. I miss the old you that made me […]
Miss me. When u smell any rose. Miss me. When u taste any sweet. Miss me. When u look at the moon. but plz dont "MISS" me! when u raise up ur hands for prayer.
I miss you. I miss your warm eyes, the way you listen and care. I miss your kisses and all that we share
If u wanna know how much i miss u, Try to catch rain drops, The ones u catch is how much u miss me, And the other u miss is how much i miss u.
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and I wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when you miss someone special like u.
Whenever I miss you stars falls down from the sky,so any day, if you find the sky empty don't blame me!It's your fault You make me miss you so much! :-)
Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS YOU" . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai "Mein tumhari miss hon!"
You can Miss Someone Who Died, Or Someone Who Moved Away, But The Worst Thing Is; Having to Miss Someone you See Everyday
I miss our conversations I miss how we used to talk every minute of every day and How I was able to tell you everything that was on my mind..!
*I Always Miss You* I May Not Always Contact You But Our Distance Makes Me Miss You I May Not Always Stay In Touch But I Care For You Very Much I May Not Always Say Hi But I Hope Never To Say Good bye I May Not Prove To Be The Perfect One for […]
I miss my Friends, When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other. Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters, Though stranger to me, they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere, I miss my friends. I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.
"Miss me" or "Hate me", Both are in my favour. If you miss me,I 'm always in your heart. If you hate me,I'll always be in your mind.
Miss me or Hate me both r in my favor, If u miss me I'll always b in ur heart, If u hate me I'll always b in ur mind
I like u I miss u I love u I find u my best friend I respect u I care u . . .. . . All are examples of present indefinite tense:-P
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS K=KISS I=IS S=SO S=SWEET M=MISS I=IS S=SO S=SEXY THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z Did I Miss something? No Because "U" r in My "HEART"
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z Did i miss something yes i miss U
Whenever you Miss someone.. Look at The Sky.. Although you might not See the Person There.. But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.
We fight. .! We seprate. . ! And then we miss each other. . Thats love. . .
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U"
In school they taught me that: 1 hour = 60 min. 1 min= 60sec. but they never told me that: 1 sec. without U = 100 years. Miss U
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means: LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS. GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW answer=" I MISS YOU"
"If you miss an opportunity don't fill ur eyes with tears. It may hide yet another opportunity lying in front of you"
Gate of memories will never close, How much we miss our freinds nobody knows, will pass like years,days And we will remeber those memories like silent tears.
Thank you for being a great dad to us! Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart. I miss you Daddy... Happy Father's day!
I=Its Just Been Days Since You Left M=Months And Ages It Feels I=It Isnt Easy You Know S=Smiles And Laughs That We Shared S=Solitude Is Not What I Wanted Y=Your Presence, Irreplaceable O=Of All The Words I Can Say U=Understand These The Most, That I Miss You.
Thank you for being a great dad to us! Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart. I miss you Daddy... Happy Father’s day!