Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf

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1. Geo musharraf

Man accidentally grabs a live wire and nearly dies; a power cut saves him just in time and he shouts 'Geo Musharraf!' 1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia, wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye or wo marne se bach gia, us ne khushi se jhoom ker […]

2. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

A mock blessing SMS that asks God to give all the reader's happiness — and sacrifice Musharraf to make it happen. Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

3. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush, Musharraf, and their pilot are each imagining what they'd drop to make people happy — and the pilot has the best idea. Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay […]

4. Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

5. Dard seh ker bhi hamain muskurana para

Roshni say hamain apnay dil ko jalana para, Dard seh ker bhi hamain muskurana para, Aap log sada hastay rahay, Is liye hamain aanso'on ko chupana para.

6. ma tol umr jarali sta yawi khanda da para..!

Che qabar la me rashe no jarega ratha ma, ma tol umr jarali sta yawi khanda da para..!

7. New Qoumi Tarana

A satirical rewrite of Pakistan's national anthem recast as a hymn to Musharraf-era corruption, power cuts, and constitutional manipulation. Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, […]

8. I want u ... To be with me In a

I want u ... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"

9. The most romantic country of the world..?

The most romantic country of the world..? . . guess! . . O yes! it's Pakistan u know y? ? ? har raat candle light dinner (thanks to kesc)

10. Real love is not based on romance

Real love is not based on romance, Candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, it is based on Respect, Compromise, Care and Trust

11. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

12. Aane wala saal aapke liye zabardast ho

Warm Roman Urdu/Hindi New Year SMS racing against the calendar, network jams, and midnight to deliver a sincere dua for a great year. Isse pehle ki saal ka antim suraj ast ho, Isse pehle ki 2013 ka calender nast ho, Isse pehle ki aap khushi ke mahaul mein mast ho, Aur isse pehle ki mobile […]

13. Better to light candle instead of complain

When Life Seems To Put Out Every Light You Have, It Is Better to Light A Candle Than To Complain About The Darkness.

14. Todays dinner should be lite

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light‚

15. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

A short punchline about the one thing that reliably makes Pakistanis happy every two hours, even if only briefly. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."

16. Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

A fat man asks for help losing weight, the doctor cuts his rotis from twelve to four, and the man has an immediate follow-up question. Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho? Man: 12 Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge. Man: in ko bad me khana […]

17. Be like a candle

Be like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others

18. Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

Power cut at night; husband asks wife to fan him. She refuses — if she fans him, the candle will go out. 1 night bijli chali gae... PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat... pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

19. Wishing a very Happy Vijaya Dashami

As the candlelight flame Ur life may always be happy, As the mountain high U move without shy, As sunshine creates morning glory fragrance fills years as Flory, All darkness is far away As light is on its way. Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.

20. Teacher is like a candle

Wish You Happy Teachers Day !!! A Good Teacher Is Like A Candle - It Consumes Itself To Light The Way For Others :)

21. Be A Great Teacher Forever.!

Be A Candle Be A Light Be A Twinkle Be A Hope Be An Inspiration Be A Great Teacher Forever.! Happy Teachers Day..!

22. Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

As the candle light flame, Ur life may always be happiness claim; As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Purity is always an affair; As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills years as flory; with the immaculate eternal smile, attached to u mile after mile; All darkness is far […]

23. Islam is so easy

Roman Urdu message arguing that dropping one sin out of fear of Allah surpasses a hundred thousand optional prayers. Direct and accessible. ALLAH k khouf se sirf 1 gunah chor dena 1 lakh tahajud/nafil namaz se barh kar hai, Forward this message so people should know that ISLAM is so easy.

24. The Thread asked the Candle

The Thread asked the Candle: "Why do You dissolve yourself, when I burn?" Candle replied: "You R my heart. If U suffer, I'm bound to shed Tears 4 U" That's a Relationship!

25. Wish all of u a very happy Halloween

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim; As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Purity is always an affair; As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills years as Flory; with the immaculate eternal smile, attached to u mile after mile; All darkness is far away, […]

26. Sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay

Roman Urdu SMS reframing being remembered only in need: if someone seeks light in the dark, they have made you their light. Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.

27. HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING

A mock blessing wishing so much light in your life that WAPDA (Pakistan's power utility) comes begging you for electricity. Her khushi, hansi mange ap se, Her phool, khushbu mange aap se, Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k, khud WAPDA connection mangay apse, "HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING"

28. Happy New Year Wishes in Roman Urdu & Hindi for Friends

Roman Urdu and Hindi New Year wishes for your dost, your best yaar and the friends' group chat, from sweet duas to full masti. Copy one, add a name and send it before everyone else does. Happy New Year wishes for dost Happy new yearSoch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge […]

29. Happy friendship day

A single candle can illuminate an entire room A true friend lights up an entire life Thank u 4 bringing this light of friendshp in my life Happy Friendship Day

30. Shadi me 1 pathan

Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

31. Gharib khandan per essay

A rich girl is asked to write about a poor family and delivers an essay where poor includes four servants, a driver, and old mobiles. 1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi […]

32. The 10 qualities of perfect friend

The 10 qualities of perfect friend 1 great & brave heart 2 sweet & soft voice 3 sharp & fast brain 4 cute & stupid smile 5 loving & caring 6 confident 7 attractive 8 deep connectivity 9 power of speaking truth 10 power of hearing lie about their self

33. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

New Year Roman Urdu SMS that closes with a prayerful dua to God, asking Him to let the old year go and fulfil the reader's dreams in the new one. Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne […]