Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf

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20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner"
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

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