Geo musharraf

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1. Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf

Sarcastically credits Musharraf for making candlelight dinners accessible to all Pakistanis — through nationwide power cuts. 20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner" sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay magar ab pooray mulk ki awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai. Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

2. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

A mock blessing SMS that asks God to give all the reader's happiness — and sacrifice Musharraf to make it happen. Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

3. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush, Musharraf, and their pilot are each imagining what they'd drop to make people happy — and the pilot has the best idea. Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay […]

4. Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

5. Mujhe sardar bana do

Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar […]

6. Give yourself ....

Give yourself a chance, Give yourself the moment, Give yourself the freedom, Give yourself the power, Give yourself the confidence, Live for today not for tomorrow, Live the EXTREME !!!!!!! Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!

7. Love is that support for a couple

love is that support for a couple which always saves to fell down and makes a happy home in which they live without any fear with dears

8. Mushraf ki niyat

Satirical joke casting Musharraf's military prayers as targeting Jamia Hafza seminary — political topical humour from the 2000s. Mushraf ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

9. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

10. I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

A funny Christmas message: if a big fat man grabs you and puts you in a sack, don't worry — Santa just got your wishlist. If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. […]

11. New Qoumi Tarana

A satirical rewrite of Pakistan's national anthem recast as a hymn to Musharraf-era corruption, power cuts, and constitutional manipulation. Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, […]

12. What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl replied: . . . Oye hoye... What a dialogue!! :d

13. is zindagi se tu mout achi

Man complains life is worse than death; an angel immediately appears — man backtracks hard and says he was joking. Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai Admi: ye lo yahan per tu mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

14. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

Nobody truly does anything for anyone else — not even the living stand by the living half as much as they claim. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey‚¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi […]

15. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

A man sneaks into heaven, gets beaten by the angels, then lectures them: this is exactly why nobody comes voluntarily. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

16. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

A mosquito bites someone in broad daylight; when challenged, it explains the economy is bad and it's doing overtime. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

17. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

A doctor asks a husband if he and his wife share the same blood type. Husband says of course — she's been drinking his for fifty years. Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera […]

18. The 10 qualities of perfect friend

The 10 qualities of perfect friend 1 great & brave heart 2 sweet & soft voice 3 sharp & fast brain 4 cute & stupid smile 5 loving & caring 6 confident 7 attractive 8 deep connectivity 9 power of speaking truth 10 power of hearing lie about their self

19. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

20. Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.

21. 1 pathan aero plane mein

Pathan grabs the pilot's headphones mid-flight — he paid for the ticket, so why should the pilot get the music to himself? 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

22. How you look at life

''L I V E T O G E T H E R" What did u read? Live Together or Live To Gather or Live To Get Her. Just a beautiful way 2 say 'LIFE' is the way how u look at it"

23. How Pakistani professors speak english

How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don't dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight […]

24. Throwing the rotten egg off

Be thankful to those who leave your life for reasons far from respect, it saves you the effort of throwing the rotten egg off your basket.. ~Author Unknown

25. Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

A tangled family-tree riddle that chains several marriages and in-law links to ask what two people are to each other — no confirmed answer on file. Ek admi ki saas ek aurat ki saas ki maa hai.... Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

26. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

A maid consoles her mistress over the husband's alleged affair — then accidentally reveals she has personal reasons to disagree he'd cheat. naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab […]

27. Fight instead of being quiet

When u r hurted by d person who is close to u, do fight with them. Coz sumtime these fights saves d relation. But being quiet leaves nothin in d relation

28. Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, I will always value u deep within my heart!

29. Teddy Day Message [ 11 Feb ]

Finding Teddy Whom You Can Live With Is Easy. Finding Teddy You Can’t Live Without Is Difficult. I Am Glad I Found You With Whom I Can Live With And Without Whom I Would Stop Existing. Always Be Mine. Happy Teddy Bear Day!

30. Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!

In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

31. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.

A Pathan dies smiling when lightning strikes — his last thought makes perfect sense once you hear it. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai :p

32. Take time to / for in 2027

A New Year message built around taking time — to pray, to love, to give, and to live. Take time to pray... it helps to bring God near and washes the dust of earth from your eyes. Take time for friends... they are the source of happiness. Take time for work... it is the price […]

33. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"