Geo musharraf

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1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}

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  1. *Nice patriotic story*

    2. *Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

  2. Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf

    3. 20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner" sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay magar ab pooray mulk ki awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai. Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

  3. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

    4. Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

  4. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

    5. Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]

  5. Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

    6. M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

  6. Mujhe sardar bana do

    7. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

  7. Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...

    8. Breaking news by Geo : Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan... " Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali gai .

  8. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    9. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

  9. Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny

    10. Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola "ap ko charti nahi hay?" bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)

  10. Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

    11. 1 night bijli chali gae... PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat... pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

  11. Sardar 2 doctor

    12. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

  12. Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya

    13. majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

  13. Ramzan aaney wala hai

    14. Woh sehri ki noraneyat, Woh iftaar ki rounaq, Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna, Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar, Woh naikiyon ka jazba, Woh tilawat ki dhoom, Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala or azab se nijaat wala mahena "RAMZAN" aaney wala hai, Duaon main yaad rakhna.

  14. is zindagi se tu mout achi

    15. Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai Admi: ye lo yahan per tu mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

  15. Load shedding ka waqt

    16. Assalam-o-alaikum, KARACHI ˜r Us K Mazafaat Mein Light janey K Waqt Hua jt Hi, Bqi Lg Apne apne Mqami Wqt k M¹tbiq KESC ko gaaliyan dein.

  16. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

    17. Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦ Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

  17. Hindi friendship new year shayari

    18. Meri Chah Hai Naya Saal Ho Kuch Aisa Na Ho Jisme Koi Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Wala Duniya Mein Nahi Hain Jinka Koyi Naya Saal Me Ho Unko Koi Gale Lagane Wala Ujadi Huyi Aankhe Jinki Zindagi Me H Andhera Naya Saal Ho Unhe Dubara Sapne Dikhane Wala Tanha Aur Udaas Logo K Aashiyano Mein, […]

  18. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

    19. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey‚¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

  19. Phele mai or tum the ab hum ho gaye

    20. Phele mai or tum the ab hum ho gaye wo mere zakhmo ka marham ho gaye.. jab se unse meri shana sayi howi wo mera sarmaya ghum ho gaye wo sar-e-gulshan sanwer kar agaya or sab hi pholo ke sar kham(open) ho gaye dekhiye matlab mera kuch or tha ap to ase hi bharam ho […]

  20. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

    21. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

  21. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

    22. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

  22. Jawani ke din chamkiley ho gaye

    23. Jawani ke din chamkiley ho gaye, husn ke taiwar nookilay ho gaye, hum izhar karney main thoray dhiley ho gaye, AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE....

  23. Jubse tumhe dekha hai

    24. Jubse tumhe dekha hai, Mera Raat ko Din ko Subha ko Sham ko Khate waqt peete waqt Sote waqt Jagte waqt Hans hans k bura haal he

  24. Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya

    25. Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par Yahan bhi satane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya

  25. Qismat rooth gayai

    26. Qismat rooth gayai, Dil k taar toot gaye, Aap jo hum say rooth gaye, Sapnay bhi saray toot gaye, Baki rahe khazaney main do ansu, Yaad aap ki ayai, to woh bhi laut gaye

  26. Duaon ki qaboliat k auqaat

    27. According to HADEES, Duaon ki qaboliat k auqaat, 1.Farz namaz k baad, 2.Azan or aqamat k darmian, 3.Tahajjud k waqt, 4.Barish barastay waqt, 5.Dauran-e-safar, 6.Iftaar k waqt, 7.Jummay k din ek ghari, 8.Shab-e-qadar main, 9.Zam zam peetay waqt, 10.Arfa k din maidan-e-arfat main, 11.Quran ki tilawat k baad.

  27. Hum bhi mohabbat kar k gunehgar ho gaye

    28. Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye pehle phool the abk khak ho gaye, jab se dekha hai tumhare hasin chehre ko, hum bhi tumhari chahat k talabgar ho gaye.

  28. Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye

    29. Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye, Hum to samjhe the "Ajnabi" aapko, Aap to hume apna bana gaye

  29. Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi

    30. Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi, par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo, mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

  30. Qaraar Cheen Leya..

    31. Qarar cheen lia beqarar chorr gaye Bhar legaye yad-e-bhar chorr gaye Hmari chasm-e-khazeen ka khyal kuch na kia Wo umar bhar k liay ashak baar chorr gaye Jisay samajtay thay apna wo itni mudat se Usi ko aaj wo begana waar chorr gaye

  31. Aapko chah k duniya ki chahat bhul gaye

    32. Aapse milkar khuda ki ibadat bhool gaye, Aapki adayein dekh ke apni aadat bhool gaye. yeh kaisa jaadu kar diya hai aapne Aapko chah k duniya ki chahat bhul gaye

  32. Hum jheel kinare ja baithen

    33. Kabhi waqt mile to aajao, Ham jheel kinare ja baithen, Tum apne sukh ki baat karo, Hum apne dukh ki baat karain, Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain, Jo sung tumhare beet gaye, Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy, In sabz ruton k daman mai, Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain, In bikhray sabz nazaron ko, Ham […]

  33. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

    34. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..