Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny

Hindi Funny SMS

God visits earth and drinks 50 bottles; the shopkeeper says he's not getting drunk — God disagrees. He already is.

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
"ap ko charti nahi hay?"
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)

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