Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
"ap ko charti nahi hay?"
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)

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  2. Tum nahi, ghum nahi, sharab nahi

    3. Tum nahi ,ghum nahi,sharab nahi Aisi tanhai ka jawab nahi Jane kis kis ki maut aayi hai Aaj rukh par koi naqab nahi Woh karam ungiiyo pe ginte hai Jurm kay jin k kuch hisaab nahi

  3. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    4. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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    5. Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, Qoum mulk saltant, choudhry paindabad, shad baad, shukat aziz mulk say farar, parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal, Khun main runga sara saal, Bhol […]

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  6. Suna hai mere baad...

    7. Suna hai mere baad ab wo Hansta b nahi hai Badal geya hai ab wo Pehle jaisa Bhi nahi hai Sab keh rahe hain Mujh se lout aao or usay sambhalo K tere baad wo kisi ki Sunta bhi nahi hai

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  8. Hindi friendship new year shayari

    9. Meri Chah Hai Naya Saal Ho Kuch Aisa Na Ho Jisme Koi Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Wala Duniya Mein Nahi Hain Jinka Koyi Naya Saal Me Ho Unko Koi Gale Lagane Wala Ujadi Huyi Aankhe Jinki Zindagi Me H Andhera Naya Saal Ho Unhe Dubara Sapne Dikhane Wala Tanha Aur Udaas Logo K Aashiyano Mein, […]

  9. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

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  10. Checking patient at home

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  12. Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

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    14. Pee hay sharab her gali her may khanay say, Aik dosti si ho gayai hay sharab k jaam say, Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say k, Nafrat si ho gayai hay mohabbat k naam say...

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    16. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

  16. Wish u a very happy independence day

    17. Halki si dhoop barsat k baad, thori si khushi her baat k baad, Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko, Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad.... Wish u a very happy independence day

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    19. God apun se bola khidhar jane ka jannat ya dozakh? Apun bola dozakh u know apun aisa q bola? Because apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega¢â‚¬Â¦..

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  21. Hum Nahi Chahatay

    22. Shaam-e-Fursat Dhalay, Hum Nahi Chahatay, Ghum Say Fursat Milay, Hum Nahi Chahatay..... Phir Naya Waar Sehne Ko taiyyar Hain, Tu Parayshan Rahay, Hum Nahi Chahate..... Aaj Aansoo Bahanay say, Mut Roko, Aaj Barish Thumay, Hum Nahi Chahatay..... Hum Teray Baad Ujray Hon, To bhi Theek Hai, Ab Kahin Dil Lagay, Hum Nahi Chahate..... . Teray […]

  22. Hamain maaf farma

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  32. Dua kon karay ga?

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