To the only boy I ever loved!

Funny SMS

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved!"

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Related SMS

  1. To love and be loved

    2. A George Sand quote about the one true happiness: to love and be loved. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. GEORGE SAND ~Author Unknown

  2. How it is to be Loved

    3. You showed Me how it is to be Loved. Now I know what really Love is, Soon we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold You in My Arms Again :-)

  3. I was loved by you

    4. Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love's not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true ...In this life I was loved by you.

  4. You¢â‚¬â¢ll be loved forever

    5. Leave it once itll will be left forever, Get it once itll be yours forever, Its nothing but LOVE, LOVE only once and youll be loved forever.

  5. I loved her from my heart

    6. I loved her from my heart, She touched my soul n shake my heart, I found her mine, but that wasnt true, I cried all night but she never dew, Was it wrong to express my love? Was it the same reason she left?

  6. People are made to be Loved

    7. People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used. The confusion is in the World because People are being Used and Things r being Loved.

  7. Always call ur loved ones

    8. Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are... This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between u!

  8. Being deeply loved by someone

    9. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage.

  9. Being Loved and Loving someone

    10. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage

  10. Joy Filled Sunday With Your Loved Ones.

    11. It Is That Time Of The Week Again, Where Friends And Families Get Together And Have Gala Of Time Talking, Drinking And Eating. Wish You A Happy And Joy Filled Sunday With Your Loved Ones.

  11. Miss You on Eid: Eid Mubarak Messages for Loved Ones Far Away

    12. Eid is the day you feel someone's absence the most. These messages are for family living abroad, a husband or wife who is away, a friend in another city, and gentle words for remembering a late parent. Miss you on Eid messages Lonesome without u,each n every moment.When i am aloneI close my eyes n […]

  12. Break all rules for loved one

    13. Sometimes, You Have To Break All The Rules To Be With The One You Love.

  13. Lovely Christmas Wishes for Friends & Loved Ones

    14. Lovely Christmas wishes for your partner, your best friend and the people you miss this season. Our original X-mas wish comes first, then pick one that fits who you are texting. Lovely Christmas wishes I wish U Lovely X-masI wish U Favorable "I wish U Enjoyable "U shall not Lack in this X-masthy Lord shall […]

  14. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

    15. A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

  15. Life is all about a card game.

    16. Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our Success

  16. Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

    17. A girl negotiates dress prices in kisses at a shop — then informs the shopkeeper her grandmother will be paying the bill. Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

  17. A loving relationship is one

    18. A full picture of what love should actually feel like. Send when you want someone to know what your standard looks like. A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to […]

    19. Holidays in European, Western, and British countries are celebrated in the month of December. To exchange holiday gifts and greetings we compliments our friends, family near and dear ones with cards and writing a message on that holiday card is sometimes tricky as we wish to writing something cool. So here we have gathered some […]

  19. Most relationships tend to FAIL for two reasons

    20. Most relationships tend to FAIL for 2 reasons Not because of the ABSENCE of love. Love is always PRESENT. It's just that ONE WAS BEING LOVED TOO MUCH and the other WASN'T BEING LOVED ENOUGH..!!!

  20. I love you for what you are

    21. “I love you for what you are, but I love you yet more for what you are going to be. I love you not so much for your realities as for your ideals. I pray for your desires that they may be great, rather than for your satisfactions, which may be so hazardously little. You […]

  21. Further resources & related sites on "EID FESTIVEL"

    22. Here are some other useful website offering nice stuff for EID festival EID Greeting Cards by 123greetings.com EID Greeting Cards by eidgreetings.com EID Greeting Cards by eidmubarak.com More EID Mubarak SMS

  22. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    23. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  23. New Year Greetings & Card Messages

    24. Not sure what to write inside a New Year card? Below are greetings for family, friends, colleagues and clients, formal and religious wording, and short lines to sign off with. New Year greetings for family Welcome New Year..We look forward to you..A year of wonderful happiness..A year of good health..A year of great success..A year […]

  24. Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

    25. A Sardar joke where a request to see India's national flag prompts an entirely reasonable follow-up question about available color options. Sardar to Shopkeeper:- Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya. Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

  25. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

    26. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

  26. Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

    27. Shopkeeper asks a man buying pizza in a storm whether he's married — only a wife would send someone out in this weather. Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

  27. Accepting diwali gifts

    28. A funny Diwali message formally announcing that cash, cheques, and credit cards are all accepted as gifts. This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts By Cash, Cheques & Credit Card etc Avoid last day rush. Send now! P.S: if you are late, better late than never so don't worry late […]

  28. A smile is like a Sim card

    29. A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile , A beautiful day is Activated ... Good morning & Keep smiling

  29. Live life With Your Beloved Ones

    30. Rain Is Irritating If You Are Getting Wet Alone!:( Pizza Is Just Some Junk Food If There Are No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up!:( Beach Is Th Dirtiest Place When There Is No One To Hold N Walk By The Side!:( Songs R Just A Time Pass If They Doesn't Remind […]

  30. On this Hug Day ... I love You

    31. On this Hug Day I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart on this Hug Day, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Love U

  31. 5 Love Facts

    32. 5 Love Facts 1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body. -It's not love, it's a LUST 2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life. -it's not love, it's and admiration 3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave. -it's not love, it's PITY. 4-If it's […]

  32. Rose Day Begins The Valentine Week

    33. Valentine Week Starts With A Rose Day. On The Rose Day, Lovers Greet Each Other With Beautiful, Crimson Red Roses. Take Your Partner To The Romantic Dinner Or Send A Greeting Cards To A Secret Love. And Ends On Valentines Day Show Your Love To Your Partner, Spend Time With Them. Eat, Drink Do Whatever […]

  33. Just show all your love on Valentine Day

    34. There is only one thing I wish to say There is only one day left for Valentine day Let all the lovers of the world unite Let there be peace and love in everyone's sight Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams Let everyone […]